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Thursday March 31, 2022

Bud’s commentary on “The Slap.” Jay Santos supports Will Smith

Margaret Grey sang a version of a song she first heard at the Chinese amabassadors residence in Washington, a song of longing for Taiwan's return to mainland China's control. Problem was she didn't know the lyrics and hummed 90 percent of it... Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns Phil and Margaret about Chinese spies listening in to the show as Margaret sings. "You got guys all over the country in dark suits, white dress shirts, bucked teeth and horn-rimmed glasses nodding approvingly," Steve says like an imbecile. When Phil tells him he's engaging in a racist stereotype that actually is more directed at the Japanese, Steve is stunned into silence... Frank Grey talked about his days as an entertainment lawyer and manager and how he felt about the Harry Potter films. "Harry Potter was a cheap piece of you know what. I hated her." Same goes now for "The Hobbit." "I hate the Hobbit's guts. She's the cheapest creep going..."

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Wednesday, October 23, 2002 Show Log by P. D. Hour 1: Don Berman from Channel 19 news is on. Don explains why the media holds back vital public safety info from the public. The news has the right to hold back the news until the public is ready for it. Hour 2: Phil starts the hour talking about the sniper investigation. He discusses other serial killers in the past in America including the BTK and Happy Face killers. Phil invites callers to play a game called “Have you got a pair?” Flashback with Jay Santos and Lloyd with the belt-sander bit. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier and his attorney Harvey Wireman think scary Halloween decorations should be outlawed. Vernon pees in his pants at times.

Friday, December 6, 2002

Friday, December 6, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about WMDs in Iraq. Steve Bosell has a friend at HBO, he spoils the ending of The Sopranos where Paulie Walnuts is from outer-space and Carmella Soprano is a dyke. Bud screws up the Top 10 holiday movies. Hour 2: Margaret Gray reports on Wynona Ryder getting convicted. Vernon Dozier comes on to say President Bush and how he's letting his “Da-Da” influence his decision on Iraq (he cracks up at the end). Jay Santos says Merry Christmas from the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Hour 3: This hour begins with Joe Dickhead's NFL picks. Vernon Dozier and Raj Fahneen join Phil in-studio. Rolland Schwinn from NBC come in to discuss the downfall of NBC.

Wednesday, December 11, 2002

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off by going off on some of the Hollywood elite on their attitude toward the U.S. Government after 9/11. Phil play a classic bit from the best of 2002 CD - “plane go boom.” Phil discusses Trent Lott and the like. Hour 2: Chris Norton says for women to go someone's house without a date is pathetic on Christmas day. He's offering his services, he's in high-demand, he's sessy. An episode of The Bob Heverly show. Phil explains the show and plays a bit from Margaret from the best of 2002 CD. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association says in order to sit with her and Steve at the table at the Christmas party you must have a certain standing in the community. You can't have cataracts and look strange. A bit from the best of 2002 CD with Jay Santos.

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: A student gives his teacher a gift for Christmas, a nursing bra and a vibrator. His father, Eric Hester now wants to take her out for a cocktail. The Come-over Boy Show is on...check it out (on the Phil Hendrie show). Hour 2: The biggest forgotten news of 2002...Greta Van Sustern got her eyes done. Phil talks about some other stuff of that happened throughout the year. A bit tried on Monday, is re-tried with R.C. Collins. Bit from Bobbie Dooley yesterday – Racism is “so yesterday.” Hour 3: Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police comes on say if you're in a mall parking lot more than 90 minutes, you'll have your tires deflated and paint chipped off it so you can be identified. Phil talks about Disneyland and the small pox vaccine.

Monday, December 23, 2002

Monday, December 23, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Jay Santos come on to talk about how people behave at Christmas parties. Lewd and Crude behavior will be monitored by the Citizens Auxiliary Police. A flashback with Paul "Tubby" Lane where he pisses in his pants when he's racing a Sega video game. Hour 2: An hour with Margaret Gray, she thinks first-class flying should be reserved for actors, celebrities and the weathly because she saw a woman there who looked uncomfortable with the first-class menu and a DVD player. She returns also with another entertainment report. Hour 3: Feature bit from the 2002 best of CD with R.C. Collins. Larry Grover and a woman in his office have counter-sexual harassment lawsuit claims against each other because she brought in an ultrasound picture to show off her pregnancy and he got her back by putting up a picture of his private area. Another bit from the 2002 best of CD.

Wednesday, December 25, 2002

Wednesday, December 25, 2002 Wednesday, December 25-Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Secret Santa spotlight: 75 year old Alf Berradi – He gives veteran widows money to help out, some are grateful, some are not. If they're not he goes and asks for the money back. Steve Bosell saved 2 lives, his and his wife's. His wife had to go to the bathroom when they were in a gang-infested neighborhood, he said no, she urinated in the car, he's suing her. Hour 2: Jay Santos of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police is on to get the beards off of the Santa's during Christmas because they reminded his son of Bin Laden. Larry Grover with a flashback. Chester Shunt with “let's fix something around this place.” Hour 3: Dean Wheeler joins Phil to talk about his art piece “Jesus Dinner” and he expects a grant from the NEA. He demands tax dollars to show Jesus in a microwave and on a tiki torch. A drunk DJ is playing Christmas music and takes some dedications.

Friday, November 12, 1999

Hour 1:"Y2k Preparedness" Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are giving away guns to poor people as a charity donation after his "Y2k Survival" store went out of business.Hour 2:"Blair Witch Project" Austin Amarka says he and his wife were tricked by the producers of "Blair Witch Project" into thinking it was a real documentary, Austin says this goes against journalistic ethics.Hour 3:Phil rants about people who are superstitious. Joe Dickhead & the Professor present: Heavyweight boxing, live from Las Vegas! Tonight's match: Lennox Lewis vs. the Virgin Mary! Darryl Webber's Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree.

Friday, December 10, 1999

Hour 1:"ATM Safety" Jay Santos & the Citizens Police says the longer a person stands in line at an ATM machine, the bigger the target they become. That's why they're going out this weekend to assist moving people in and out of ATM's as quickly as possible.Hour 2:"Old People & Cartoons" Clara Bingham of Joyful Union Senior Center does not allow her residents to watch cartoons or animated festivals because she believes they're only gonna take them further away from reality.Hour 3:Joe Dickhead & the Professor's NFL Picks!! Phil talks about the fact that his wife is into football. Darryl Webber's Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree, Jeff Dowder chimes in!

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