Hour 1:"Rubberneckers & Lookie-Lou's" Jay Santos and The CAP are working with the "New Mexico People Range Patrol" to keep California motorists away from the Los Alamos, NM fire -- they will be checking cars for hot dogs, marshmallows and ingredients to make S'mHour 2:"Rubberneckers & Lookie-Lou's" (cont'd) Bobbie Dooley from the "Second Amendment Sisters" joins the program to tell Phil's females listeners how they can celebrate Mothers Day without being apart of the Million Mom March.Hour 3:"Women Love Scientology" Dr.Jim Sadler joins the program, he fears there will be more "Scientology babies" born because of sex superstars like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Hour 1:After a recent shooting in Queens New York, Phil is joined by Raj Faneen of the "Foundation for the Study of Humans." Raj believes that Asian Americans are opening up pork restaurants in Black neighborhoods to prepare for a race war. Phil talks about beinHour 2:"Bend Over And Save A Life" Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary police are searching and questioning kids at local malls to make sure they're not "planning some kind of Columbine caper." Phil wants to get into merchandising for his radio show.Hour 3:Program director David G. Hall joins the program with new research that he claims will help get more 18-34 women to listen to the Phil Hendrie show.

Hour 1:"Pitfall" Phil welcomes Jim Sadler, who interested in having Phil host a game show called "Pitfall" where visually challenged contestants get a chance to win a million dollars.Hour 2:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joins the program to talk about what he believes is a growing sexual tension between OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson. Phil talks about BBQ'ing corn while stoned.Hour 3:"Art Bell does Phil" Phil tells the wonderful story about getting his pool installed, and the "big wigs" that come to watch him do his show.

Hour 1:Darkhorse drummer Jeff Dowder joins the program to talk about bringing music programs back into high schools. Jeff claims that smoking marijuana makes him a better musician, and will make students appreciate music on a higher level.Hour 2:"Turn Off Your AC" Phil welcomes Jay Santos, who is going door to door to make sure people are saving energy by turning their air conditioning completely off this summer. Talk show host Jim Rome talks about the horse racing game at Caesars.Hour 3:Phil promotes KFI's Beach Fest. Austin Amarka joins the program to talk about gay dogs. The PHS presents... Darryl Webber & his Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree.

Hour 1:"Stop Pornography Week" Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are cracking down on people who walk out of video stores with pornography.Hour 2:"Bitch Slap Festival" Bobbie Dooley joins the program to talk about the bitch slap festival she recently had at the hockey ring. Phil talks about drinking, water bongs, his new barbeque.Hour 3:"The Dr.Laura Phil Hendrie Show Crossover" VP of Syndication David G. Hall joins the program to discuss cross-promoting The Phil Hendrie Show with the Dr.Laura Schlessinger show... by having Dr.Laura do funny voices and having Phil take calls from people

Hour 1:Phil explains the show and discusses anorexia, overhearing things, and the PT Cruiser. Bud Dickman, RC Collins, & Jeff Dowder join the program to play "How Many Beers Would It Take?"Hour 2:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police says it's okay to beat a criminal on video as long as there's a black officer present. Phil talks about the Orkin roach commercial.Hour 3:"Cell Phone Etiquette" Ted Bell joins the program to share "cell phone etiquette" with Phil's listeners. Ted says that if you're gonna take cell phones away from people, take them away from people who don't know how to use them with flair and style. Phil

Hour 1:"Coast to Coast AM" with Art Bell: Art gives his theory on Jimmy Hoffa and Peenman Enterprise introduces the "AM PM Mini Mart." Phil talks about helping his wife after surgery, the OJ Simpson jurors, and breast enhancements. Dodger Baseball with Ross PortHour 2:Dean Wheeler reads "Mine Coif" live from the Republic National Convention. Jay Santos joins the program, he is giving bags out to the ugly women at the Convention so that the men don't drink too much. Phil talks about his stepkids pet rat. Dean Wheeler reHour 3:"Handicapable" High school student RC Collins joins the program to salute 10 years of the Americans with Disabilities Act. RC calls himself "handicapable" which means that he can get discounts on movie tickets, operate commercial vehicles, and smoke ciga

Hour 1:Travel agent Colleen Kristen Brewster urges Phil's listeners not to make the huge mistake of trying to book their own vacations. Phil talks about flying.Hour 2:Phil speaks with Chris Norton who will be at the Democratic Convention to meet liberal women more likely to share in his sexuality. Phil talks about Bill Clinton.Hour 3:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary police joins the program to talk about next weeks Democratic Nation Convention and what measures they'll be taking to make sure the streets are free of protest.