Steve Bosell kicks off the show by discussing the public toilet transgender laws but gets sidetracked when a guy on his construction crew "cuts one loose," and Mark Henshaw talks about porn site XHamster shutting off access to North Carolina residents over the recent anti-LGBT laws. The BSP Classic Hour features Ted Bell serving up cat meat from April 2002.

Robert Green of Frazier Foods resents the way his customers take advantage of his deli buffet. David G. Hall has Bud hook up the "Flatline" machine to see how often Phil's show "dies" while he reads about soccer. Professor Emory Clayton is an urban studies teacher, but Bud mistakenly asks him to be on the show to discuss a chihuahua that got loose on the Bay Bridge. For the BSP Classic Hour it's Ted Bell from Hour 1 of April 3, 2001. He says that their cattle is driven hard and scared to near death rather than being stunned because the adrenaline makes for tastier beef.