Monday, September 9, 2002 Hour 1: Steve Bosell says that 9-11 ruined the many birthdays for people born on that date, and it's Bush's obligation to acknowledge this unfortunate coincidence. Towards the end Steve says it's the day him and his wife have kinky sex and she says "put your World Trade Center up for me!" It's the only thing that makes her happy. Hour 2: Jay Santos goes to parks on 9-11 and reminds people that you don't laugh and play, and he burns the head off a doll to emphasize the grave tragedy of 9-11. Hour 3: Dave Oliva wants a special day where only people from Los Angeles get to visit the Statue of Liberty, and he wants to squirt water at the eyes with a hose to make it shed tears.

Wednesday, October 16, 2002 Show log by The Wondrous Mr. Dintino Hour 1: Doug Dannger is a gay man and gay journalist. He expands his professional horizons to include the analysis of complex military strategy. He's an entertainment writer but thinks President Bush is a simple-minded fool. Hour 2: Jay Santos of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police thinks that the DC police are blowing it & that the CCAP could do a better job, except that he has the flu. Hour 3: Phil invites callers to play a game called “Who’s Got The Biggest Pair” for the chance to win prizes from the webstore. Phil get's into a heated discussion with a caller about Malcolm X.

Friday, October 18, 2002 Show Log by Professor Paul DintinoHour 1: Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. area but nobody is showing up because of the D.C. Sniper crisis. He's blaming the selfishness of the people of Washington D.C. Flashback from Jay Santos with the flu. Hour 2: Phil announces he's going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith (even though he wants to punch him in the face). Phil invites callers to play a round of “Say it just like the guy did it in the movie.” The Dirty Harry edition. Hour 3: Chris Norton in an act of “community service” helping people who are mentally ill. Chris tells a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died...he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him. Phil shares a listener response to the Doug Dannger bit from 10/16/02.

Hour 1: Jay Santos of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police wants to get all the beards off of the Santa Clauses because his son mistook Bin Laden for Santa. Phil closes promoting the Backstage Pass, talks about the profiling of Saudis in America. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil attempts to explain the idea of the show to the audience. He takes some calls from regular callers. SECOND HALF. Steve Bosell did not let his wife use the bathroom while driving in a sketchy part of town. She did it in the car, so he's suing her. He claims he was saving two lives. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Flashback of 2001-11-29b AAM (not Vernon Dozier as erroneously introduced) as store Santa. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about Taliban member John Walker Lindh. Roland Schwinn talks about him not wearing underwear because it is unhealthy. Phil cracks up a bit as Roland explains.

Hour 1: Don Carsey (Don Parsley) comes on and discusses his book “Where The Christmas Tree Would Have Been” about the 9/11 Pentagon attack. He's asking for donations so his wife can get good treatment at a beach in Tahiti, and is selling pieces of Pentagon rubble. Phil closes promoting the BSP. Hour 2: Pastor Rennick will be having a modernized Christmas pageant with Jesus being blown out of a manger by the Three Wise Men. Whoever catches the Jesus doll after it's blown up wins the door prize. Phil closes explaining he couldn't do the last bit if he was making fun of Muslims. Hour 3: Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are crashing Christmas parties to stop the harassment of employers by employees. Employees don't even know what the second fork is for at the table. Phil closes promoting the webcast, talks about Dance Dance Revolution and the cost, asks callers.

Hour One: Jay Santos is on because too many women are driving SUVs. He doesn't think they know how to properly drive an off road vehicle. So he pulls them over and runs them through a off road course which includes jumping a river, with their kids inside the vehicle of course. Then Phil talks about being at a dinner party and calling out a guy for alleging he has a friend in the CIA. Hour Two: Margaret Gray joins the show to say she beat her dog bandit with a fireplace shovel because during a publishing meeting for her new book the dog came in to the room with one of her soiled tampons in its mouth. Its particularly embarrassing because Margaret has an abnormally heavy flow. Jesus. Phil finishes the hour by making fun of G. Gordon Liddy for thinking Steve Bosell is a real guy. Hour Three: Phil talks about the cessna kid's parents being involved in a suicide pact and other morbid topics. Phil takes calls talking about the court case about the hockey coach beating someone to death. Flashback was RC taking calls about him being a spoiled brat by his father. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about 9/11. SECOND HALF. Ted Bell is upset that his limo driver can't carry his bags into LAX Airport anymore because of the new security restrictions. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos wants to identify non-Americans by making them sing God Bless America. SECOND HALF. Phil says his show is a panacea for 9/11 depression, talks about 9/11 events, and the coming airline layoffs. Hour 3: Colleen Kristen Brewster wants a fundraiser for travel agents rather than only for first responders. SECOND HALF. Phil picked up Maria from the airport and says the current state of flying is depressing, and maybe everyone on planes should carry a weapon. Phil talks with callers.

Hour 1: Jay Santos says that a girl who ran away from her polygamist Morman family needs to return there and respect their rules. Phil closes talking about the website poll, the need to put tobacco companies out of business. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says Connie Chung scored the Gary Condit interview because men have a fantasy of being dominated Asian women. Phil closes a little early talking about Ben Affleck, does a flashback of 2001-08-21b VDO, says auto racing is the only sport that contributes to society. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Dodgers vs. Skanks. Phil talks about their studio using the WebSense Internet filter and how it makes it impossible for him to brainstorm. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman Weekly Top Ten.

Pastor Rennick started the show tonight to say that Tim McVeigh is in heaven because he saw a priest before he was executed. You can cornhole Little Bo Peep and all of her sheep, but if you come to Jesus you'll be playing pool in heaven with Hitler. Phil then went on a rant about doing religious topics on the radio, and the AFI Thriller list. The second hour started with a Jim Rome spoof. Phil then went into a rant about the NBA Finals game 4, Philly vs. LA. Marv Albert and Doug Collins came on to discuss Game 4 of the finals. Phil then continued his rant about the AFI Thrillers, and he puts some phony scenes into the descriptions. Jay Santos kicked off the final hour by saying that vanity plates are a road safety issue. If he can't figure out your plate and slams into a pregnant woman's car then it's the vanity plate's fault.