Tonight Jay Santos of the Ciitizens Auxiliary Police didn't think it was very respectful that Friday the 13th and 128 Hours would be on Pay-Per-View the same day Yosemite is celebrating its 125th birthday. Don Berman is a Tea Partier but he's very objective with his reporting...and it's very objective to call Obama "a knucklehead" according to Don.

The show started with a call from David G. Hall and a "doctor" named Ewan Clarence who David said wanted to ask Phil questions before he started drinking on PhilTV Saturday. In a clipped, brisk English accent he asked away until he broke character and revealed himself to actually be Dr. Ron Tarner doing a voice. Ha Ha. Tonight's show also veered wildly from talk of the Breeders Cup to Jay Santos and Dave Oliva's take on Eric Snowden and how he's going to take it dry and with splinters from the Russians. Vernon Dozier decried Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, going to his mothers house to "huddle with family members" saying he needs to be with his "m-AH-mie." Other foolishness....

There was no videocast, as our TriCaster decided to quit on us. It should be fixed by showtime on Monday. This time Jay Santos comes on the show to discuss the safety of travel during the extreme weather both coasts have experienced. But he eventually gets around to demonstrating another dance....this one the "Twine" from Alvin Cash and the Crawlers "Twine Time." Ted Bell loses a hundred grand in the bit-coin craze and hasn't got it in him to celebrate his wife's birthday. He winds up being a huge bummer to all concerned....Phil explains to David G. Hall why the show is leaving the radio platform.

Jay Santos is back with another song he danced drunk to, and Margaret describes the "love dance" she did back when she danced "professionally".

Phil had a TV gig last night, working on the USA Show "Playing House", so we've got some "Best Of" on the radio from March 13th, 2001. Raj Feneen and Jeff Dowder kicked off the show with a debate about U.S. military preparedness. Raj thinks that the U.S. military is crap and that the accidents in the military prove it. Jeff eventually admits that Raj is kicking his ass... The second hour featured Roland Schwinn and his "Stocks & Cash" newsletter. Roland thinks that Phil's audience doesn't understand the market, and questions why he is even on the air. Jay Santos closed the show. He said that you never say no to buying girl scout cookies, because they take a peek in purses if they are refused. They actually took a woman and strip searched her.

Phil launched into a rap about the pointless "tweet" as he discussed the helicopter crash in Seattle. He was also joined by Don Berman who inadvertently mentioned tweeting about a news interns large breasts. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police gave an update on the hunt for the missing Malaysia Air jet and its part 2 of Bobbie Dooley's interview of the Sklar Brothers! Episode 79 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Phil was rolling Ukrainian TV and doing voice-over which made for a pretty funny pre-show, but only on the videocast. Later, General Shaw began discussing the military situation there but it became apparent he was irritable and argumentative and it was then that he copped to the fact he'd taken a handful of Dexedrine before coming on the show... Jay Santos of the CAP advised the citizens of the Ukraine to avoid contact with the military operation. Open the door if need be to the troops, turn your back, hold aloft a jar of lube and have your belt buckle loosened... Dr. Jim Sadler had a touch of the flu and so was bathing as he talked with Phil and the crew about e-cigartette restrictions, partially blaming it on Phil opening his yap about watching a friend "blowing reefer" in a restaurant... Vernon Dozier had his usual meltdown over guys needing their "MA-MA's" this time over a report that young fathers can suffer from post-partum depression as well as mothers... The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured another beating of Steve, at the hands of Gene Wiffner for stepping to Gene in a power play... Episode 99 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

On the show this morning were Mavis Leonard, Professor Emory Clayton, Jay Santos, and Art Griego... The panel discussed with them Sterling and Malaysia 370...Gotta Go.....Sterling Press Conference is starting! Episode 109 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.