Thursday, July 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that Kobe Bryant buying the woman he cheated on a 4 million dollar ring fixed everything. Hour 2: Chris Norton says Kobe Bryant is a victim because women push theirselves on attractive men all the time, and she probably accused him of rape because he didn't call her the next day after the date. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 2, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Chris Norton cruises beaches adjusting bikini bottoms on women where it has ridden up the crack too much. he says it's a chivalrous act.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton says that kids get in the way of good sex with single moms, and that they should demand that the father take custody of the kids. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Rudy Canoza is a women's clothing store owner who humiliates women who return items claiming not to have worn them, calling them lying pigs.

Tuesday, April 22, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a past life reader and reads callers their reincarnation stories. His readings are hit and miss. He occasionally tries to promote his Readings Center and get off the phone to avoid giving more free readings. "I don't live on air, you know". Hour 2: Bob Green says he should be allowed to DNA test his children without his wife's consent to see if they're his. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, March 14, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton had sex with his supervisor and did not receive a promotion, even though he gave it to her good. He is considering filing a lawsuit. Hour 2: Steve Bosell lost a bet with a neighbor saying that Elizabeth Smart would not be found alive, and now he is disappointed. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins is a cadet who says there should be an Iraq War memorial which replaces the Vietnam Memorial so that we can scrub out a national embarrassment with a victorious tribute. Harvey Wireman makes RC kiss the gunner's daughter, caning him, drilling through his nuts, using a sandblaster on his gonads, and so on. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Starting the bit, Chris Norton wrote a book called Maybe Its Normal, which suggests all the sex with minors is normal. But David G Hall quickly breaks in and kills this bit. He says when your show is sucking this hard, he's gonna step in. (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about acceptable levels of terrorism.

Thursday, February 6, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder says the Space Shuttle Columbia crew detonated the shuttle themselves because it was undershooting the runway and might cause damage on the ground. Hour 3: Chris Norton is a film producer doing a production on Michael Jackson, and says that because blacks have had it tougher, we need to not punish them for transgressions.

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob McGraw is planning to host the first Iraq tours after the war, and says he's trademarked the idea and you have to go through him. Hour 3: Chris Norton runs a hotline for teens and teaches teenage boys how to get the upper hand on women so they feel like they're in control.

Wednesday, January 22, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-11 hour three. Carwash terrorist scare. Hour 2: Clara Bingham is a teacher who tapes her students mouths shut, because you don't tell her what to do. Hour 3: Chris Norton lists 14 reasons why women are attracted to him and why he's slept with 979 women. He's not circumcised and has a musk scent. The show closes with Mavis Leonard's tidbits.

Thursday, December 26, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Larry Grover joins the program to talk about how men have the power to pick the women they want to go out with, not the other way around. He's a catch because he's respectful to women asking them to clean, scrub & for sex. Phil tells he did the voice of Larry for the last bit. Margaret was on the show last night and told how had a birthday party for her son Jason J. Delmonico. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified is on to discuss how he feels sad that his wife needs to pee on a long road trip because 9/11 made her soft. She ruined his car seats. David G. Hall and Bud Dickman join in to talk about the top 10 Christmas phrases that sound dirty but really are not such as “Santa's sack is really budging.” Classic Flashback from Chris Norton and his copyrighted his moves. Hour 3: Dave Oliva comes on and is upset about Robert De Niro going to show his movie “Analyze This” to U.S. Troops. Dave thinks he's doing this to rub in what a big shot he is and how he'll be boinking their girlfriends while they are away. Flashback from R.C. Collins and Harvey Wireman with “Kiss the Gunner's daughter.”