Monday, December 13, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton thinks the courts should have talked first with the other women who didn't mind being dumped by Scott Peterson. Hour 2: Holiday cooking skit. Phil thinks about disappearing. Jim Hunt's travel show. Phil on CD printing problem, guys strutting at event, email. Gary Snail Computer Show. Phil on spam. Jim Rome Show. Hour 3: David G Hall wonders why Phil sounds so down. Senior Chat with Harvey Wireman. Phil on Motley Crue reunion. Phil on growing archive and FCC problem.

Thursday, December 9, 2004 Hour 1: Phil talks about being afraid on a ladder, hiring Christmas kids. producer tells Phil to use a laugh track. Kenny Rogers Christmas Special. Phil on X-mas decorations. Flashback Mavis on trailer trash.mp. Hour 2: Justin McElroy wants the ROTC kicked out of his high school, because he gets all the military training he could possibly need from playing Halo 2. Hour 3: Chris Norton is worried drinking eggnog might give him 'nog-lip' and make him look gay. Phil on women dancing. The Prince of Darkness. Phil on email, peppers, stupid Texan. Hal+Viola snorting tequila.mp.

Monday, December 6, 2004 Hour 1: Herb Sewell says Christmas is not good for kids. Chris Norton says don't arrest hot seductive teachers. Steve Bosell says waving sparklers makes you look like Tinkerbell. Hour 2: Rudy Canoza becomes a lecherous Latin Santa to help make the moms feel more sexual. Hour 3: Phil complains about his laryngitis. Christian. Margaret Grey sings. Ted Bell t-shirts. Phil on looking good while married, pictures, eating out with his kids, Barry Bonds, illegal drugs and fireworks.

Thursday, December 2, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton has a problem with the arrest of seductive teacher Debra LaFave because she is hot. Hour 2: Ted Bell believes that his sizable earnings excuse him from any problems with hiring illegal immigrants. Hour 3: Justin McElroy wants the Sadie Hawkins high school dance postponed due to the massive amount of pressure his mom's friends put on him.

Tuesday, August 31, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray couldn't get into the Republican convention so she sneaked in through the disabled peoples entrance. Hour 3: Chris Norton was told to take down nude pics in his cubicle, but says other office workers had pictures of spouses and that implies sexual activities.

Wednesday, July 7, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Chris Norton says that pharmaceutical companies should be making an oral antibiotic for syphilis. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley is orchestrating the Summertacular fundraiser and feels threatened by a pretty woman who wants to participate.

Monday, January 26, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton will shoot your homemade porn, and he says you need to pick him, because he say if your sex tape ends up on the Internet you'll want it to look good. Phil rants on special interests, Presidents being unable to have embarrassing relatives. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, October 7, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton says men grope women because they're more socially advanced and this is their way of empathizing. The discussion degenerates into him using euphemisms like "putting his hands in the dirty place". Flashback of 2003-10-06b AGR. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Chris Norton is a telemarketer and says you'd better not piss him off because has your information. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley criticizes her neighbor's Democratic daughter for not going out with her Republican son.

Thursday, July 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that Kobe Bryant buying the woman he cheated on a 4 million dollar ring fixed everything. Hour 2: Chris Norton says Kobe Bryant is a victim because women push theirselves on attractive men all the time, and she probably accused him of rape because he didn't call her the next day after the date. Hour 3: VARIETY.