Tonight, Charlie LeFountaine on NPR and losing his job and Prof. Emory Clayton on Christian oppression and the Muslim name he made up for himself-Jamal Mohammed.

Tonight it was Bill Dutton, a former producer and engineer for some of the top bands of the sixties and seventies, defending Chris Brown. "Many of my wives and girlfriends looked like that picture of Rhianna on a Monday morning but still benefited from my earnings." We also had the boys, Curt Queedy and Guy Barton, from the West Virginia statehouse saying the draft should be reinstated so Kurt's son Taylor can "man up" and put away the "muscle magazines.

Tonight, Ray Burger of the Love On Course Brotherhood, a fellowship of Christian men who "were gay but are now cured" talked with Phil about touring area high schools, showing young men gay porn and then watching how they react. If they "still don't get how bad gay sex is then we do one on one work." The following hour Vernon Dozier, the new security director at Belmay Academy. tells Phil about a drill he staged. It's had to describe but it included an Asian talking to himself, a girl in a wheelchair rolling down some stairs and a water pistol.

Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner actually agreed with and tried to defend Dr. Stephen Hawking for saying "heaven is a fairy tale." And Tarner said that he, Ron Tarner, was more important than Jesus Christ. Tarner has had a long standing grudge against Hawking for what Tarner believes were racist jokes penned by Hawking Later it was Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates PTO saying injecting botox into an eight year old "because her face ain't makin' it" is necessary in order for the child to win a beauty pageant and thus vindicate her mother and help her mother win her grandfathers love. One man called to say he had five daughters and they were all beautiful to him. When Bobbie heard none had been in beauty pageants, she said the guy was "5 for 5." Wow...

The author of the new book "Losing Our Civility: Civilized Behavior in the 21st Century", Mr. Chris Jekyll, told Phil that because his last name is well known as a famous literary character he has been mocked and abused throughout his life. In fact, it culminated one Saturday morning when Jekyll answered his door to find a neighbor boy there who said "Good morning Mr Jekyll. Where's Mr. Hyde?" Jekyll's response was to grab the kid by the shirt and yank him inside so roughly the kid's head hit the door jam causing a concussion. Jekyll said he had no choice after being called out as "a deviant; a slouching, mad ghoul."

Art Griego, a retired commercial pilot, commented on the rash of small plane crashes lately. Art said that unless a guy is a professional you have to wonder who will survive flying with him. Whenever Art sees what he calls an "air jockey" getting into his private aircraft with family members in tow, he crosses himself "like in the Dracula movies." Pastor William Rennick is ready to read people the riot act on Christmas day. The Pastor says parents have been taking their kids off to see Santa Claus "even paying twenty dollars to have their picture taken with them. They're turning Santa Claus into a golden calf!" Pastor Rennick says that twenty dollars "belongs to me..I mean...it belongs to Jesus! I have a spa to build...I mean Jesus needs to tend to his flock!"

Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern County joined Phil to discuss his stopping a Nativity service at Marchmont Baptist Church in Culver City to tell the congregation "it was not a Merry Christmas or a Happy New Year because of what Obama's done." Mavis Leonard joined the program. She was there that morning and remembers Larry as wearing "a short sleeve white shirt, striped tie and seer-sucker red-sstriped pants." As Larry walked out she "lit it up," or flipped him off.