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. from September 2005.(0:02:19)

From the security of his Montana bunker, General Johnson Jameson relates the sad tale of how the CIA stole his Invisibility Ray and broke his ass. Includes commercials for Peenman [...]

. from September 1999.(0:16:38)

Ted is very upset that when he took his top of the line Jaguar in for repairs he was given a Mercedes E class with vinyl seats as a loner! from March 2002.(0:29:49)

Peenman Enterprises and Art Bell shill this fine new product to help recycle your beer at upcoming New Year's Eve parties!(0:00:49)

August 31st 1999: Who do you listen to, Art? The real Art Bell shares on his program that he's a big fan of a 'crazy man in Los Angeles'.(0:01:47)

General Jameson has been experimenting with trans vibrations... he is trying to make his niece sound like an opera singer. from October 2005.(0:07:51)

Ted Bell says that the average person will never travel to space because they don't have the cash to underwrite the mission. from April 2001.(0:36:47)

Ted believes its perfectly fine to park in the blue and white parking spots during the holidays because Beverly Hills just doesn't have enough cripples to justify them!(0:02:49)

Ted Bell of "Ted's of Beverly Hills" simply can't understand why anybody would object to the fact that he's dating his employee's 16-year old daughter.(0:24:12)