Headsets Are For Retards
Ted Bell is afraid people will think he's crazy if he wears a headset on his cell phone while driving. from November 2003.(0:37:05)
Jack Frost
! Listen as the General and his men attempt to hunt down and kill the creature! from November 2002.(0:09:27)
Jaywalker
Ted Bell tried to bribe a cop who was giving him a ticket for jaywalking. from KFI.(0:30:51)
Know Who You’re Dealing With
Ted Bell just wanted to get a couple cartridges for his printer from Staples, is it fair to make him wait in line? from September 1999.(0:41:46)
KOSTing with Ted
Ted plays only the most sentimental love song dedications for Donny.... on KOST-FM! from KFI.(0:10:28)
Letters In The Rocks
NASA has been inundated with letters, emails and phone calls about sightings on the Mars the trained eyes seem to be missing. General Johnson Jamieson is a guest with Art Bell to [...]
Live from Area 51
Art Bell listens in as General Johnson Jameson invades the top-secret Area 51 Military Base, only to make a rather disappointing discovery.(0:08:00)
Love is Stronger than Ventura County
June 22nd, 1999 - Ted Bell's red-headed son Jeffrey intends to wed an African-American gal, and as usual Ted's just trying to keep up appearances. What hue his grandkids will be: [...]
Merlot…Wine Or Magician
Normally Ted Bell doesn't like to interfere with the content of the show, but Phil talking about the expensive price of gas has caused a lot of problems for Ted Bell's business [...]
Microsoft!
Ted is pissed off that since he invented wrapping foil around the baked potato and now every other restaurant now copies him!(0:02:11)
