Rudy Canoza started the second hour with the classic bit, "The Kissing Dr." He holds seminars with couples and teaches the guys to kiss by making out with their women. Bobbie Dooley closed the second hour to talk about her vegan family. Bobbie's kids are very popular and asked to "sleepovers" a lot. Bobbie has a checklist of tough demands that families have to meet if her kids are to "make an appearance." The third hour was started by Pastor Renneck. He came on the show to complain that his congregation was tithing 10% off their net income and not the gross income. If they want to get into Heaven, then they better pony up! Phil closed the show with a rant about people who die hiding big secrets (i.e. Charles Kuralt, J. Edgar Hoover, Rock Hudson, etc.)

Steve Bosell kicked off the show with his post V-Day bit, "Relationships on the line." His wife bought him silk "Heart" boxers for V-Day. He worries that wearing them to work will be sexual harassment, because he pee's in public of job sites. The second hour was started off by Larry Grover, who is suing Bill Clinton for hogging the spotlight from President Bush. His suit? Being more interesting. Vernon Dozier closed the second hour to discuss the recent Navy submarine incident. He argues that they are not at fault for sinking a fishing boat because a civilian was at the helm. He doesn't have to listen to the officers, because he's not in the military. Phil started the third hour with a rant about LP's and promotional events. He then told everyone to get off Clinton's back and let him fade away. There was also brief discussion about cloning, the Ravens, and submarines. Bob Greene wrapped up the show with his sports agent expertise. He argued that Aikman needs to keep playing even after his numerous concussions. People need to realize that he is responsible for the livelihood of his agents. If he doesn't play, then agents don't get commission.

The show started off with a remote broadcast from Jim Seal's auto farm. It was a President's Day special. Art Griego wrapped up the first hour with a discussion about airline travel. He said it's back to being for the wealthy only. If poorer people want to travel they could work as stewardesses, etc. The second hour started with a rant about Dale Earnheardt and sports. Dave Oliva, President of the Nicole Kidman fan club, wrapped up the second hour. "Now that you are divorcing I want to express my love for her." Bobbie Dooley was on during the third hour. She painted over the family crest on the wall of her neighbor's bonus room.

Doug Dannger started the show to suggest taht Tina will win survivor tonight. Why? Beacuse his "gayity" sense tells him so. Chris Norton joined in the second hour to discuss the Tom Cruise gay rumors. Chris thinks that they were started by rejected ugly chicks. The same thing happens to him all the time... Phil then went on a rant about Montreal: the most photogenic city in America. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.

Bob Greene started off the show to discuss the writers strike. He thinks that it's the fault of TV viewers who watch reality shows now. They do that because they are jealous that writers are smarter than they are. Doug Dannger joined the show in the second hour to gloat about his correct Survivor prediction. He demands an apology from Phil. Dave closed the second hour to answer Phil's question: How would you do on Survivor? Dave says that producers feed them McDonalds and it would be touger in an urban area. RC Collins then calls in to say that Dave is full of crap. Brass Villenheuva started the third hour to tell people not to disrespect Cinco De Mayo. "It's my culture and important to me, but I don't know what it's all about." Phil then wrapped up the show by playing, "Keep Phil From Hanging Up on You."