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Hour 1:Raj Faneen thinks Arabs should get to pay less for gas than non-Arabs.Hour 2:Grocery store owner Bob Greene joins the program to discuss a Natalee Holloway fund he started, intended to supply adequate chaperoning for high school trips. He expected sales at his store to increase, when they didn't that's when Bob started making racial comments to his customers.Hour 3:Mavis Leonard joins the program with "Good News in the Neighborhood." David yells at Phil after he makes Mavis cry. Eddie Van Halen talks about rock news and Live 8. Phil talks politics and Bush bashing e-mails. A caller says "There's a man in my house." David G. Hall says the previous call was a prank. Harvey Wireman joins the program with Harvey Wireman's Law Talk. Water Cronkite joins us with poetry for the hearing impaired.
Even though Laurence Sunderland told reporters outside the family's Thousand Oaks home that he had been approached about a reality TV show months ago with Magnetic Entertainment and told them to sod off, the media knew it had a hook to work and no one was getting them off it, come hell or high water! He cut ties with Magnetic a few weeks after Abby set off on her solo voyage due to a dispute with producers. The father said he wanted a show that would depict his family as a kind of modern-day Swiss Family Robinson, with "inspiring kids doing inspirational things." Obviously, he felt that's not what these other creeps wanted. Good bye Magnetic. Nothing magnetic about you. So he wanted a reality show. Big deal. I say that's a father who knows how to feather the nest in tough times. Breeding stock is what it's called, hello. With the economuy the way it who says 'no' to that, except someone with an I.Q. that's  moron-certified? I mean I'm sorry but give me a break. Margaret Grey reporting 
Pastor Rennick started the show tonight to say that Tim McVeigh is in heaven because he saw a priest before he was executed. You can cornhole Little Bo Peep and all of her sheep, but if you come to Jesus you'll be playing pool in heaven with Hitler. Phil then went on a rant about doing religious topics on the radio, and the AFI Thriller list. The second hour started with a Jim Rome spoof. Phil then went into a rant about the NBA Finals game 4, Philly vs. LA. Marv Albert and Doug Collins came on to discuss Game 4 of the finals. Phil then continued his rant about the AFI Thrillers, and he puts some phony scenes into the descriptions. Jay Santos kicked off the final hour by saying that vanity plates are a road safety issue. If he can't figure out your plate and slams into a pregnant woman's car then it's the vanity plate's fault.
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Bob Green, Cable TV Consultant, started the show to discuss Cable TV price raises. He says that prices are going up because they have to deal with dumbass people who don't have batteries in the remote or no TV at all. Phil then went on a rant about how he would be a good customer service rep. The second hour started with "Weakest Link", Phil Hendrie style. David, Bud, Bobbie, and Jeff all play for charity. Phil then went on another rant about how white guys got into the NBA finals, and the Lakers/Sixers series. Dr. Jim Sadler kicked off the final hour to say that we should let kids suffocate on a coin and they will learn not to put it in their noses. Jim shows his son what not to do by cutting off his fingers and putting an electric knife up his ass.

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The show started with a call from David G. Hall and a "doctor" named Ewan Clarence who David said wanted to ask Phil questions before he started drinking on PhilTV Saturday. In a clipped, brisk English accent he asked away until he broke character and revealed himself to actually be Dr. Ron Tarner doing a voice. Ha Ha. Tonight's show also veered wildly from talk of the Breeders Cup to Jay Santos and Dave Oliva's take on Eric Snowden and how he's going to take it dry and with splinters from the Russians. Vernon Dozier decried Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, going to his mothers house to "huddle with family members" saying he needs to be with his "m-AH-mie." Other foolishness....
Quiksilver Pro, the biggest surf event to roll into the East Coast in 20 years, hits the shores of Long Beach, LI, this weekend and brings with it 34 pro surfers — and a lot of superlatives. The first-ever world-championship surfing event in New York has $1 million in total prize money at stake — the biggest purse in history.Quiksilver, which sponsors three of the Association of Surfing Professionals events that determine the 2011 world champion, typically chooses exotic locales in far-flung corners of the world — past competitions have been held on Australia’s Gold Coast and in the South of France — but the surfwear company wanted to bring the fun stateside.“We’ve always wanted to host [a contest] in the US, and specifically wanted to target the East Coast because there are a lot of competitions on the West Coast,” says Mike Matey, Quiksilver’s vice president of marketing. “We were really driven by the wave quality first, and then the fact that it’s in New York.”Though Hurricane Irene rained on some of the original music and festival plans, Quiksilver still has plenty of activities beachside and in the city. Here’s how to get the most out of the contest — as well as how to eat, drink and be merry in Long Beach when you’re not waterside.PHOTOS: WHAT TO DO DURING THE QUIKSILVER PRO SURF EVENTThe contestWhen to go: Delayed by Irene, the 11-day “holding period” starts Monday. There will only be surfing for four full days (or eight half-days), depending on the waves and forecast. The ASP makes the call whether there will be surfing on any given day; announcements and surf times are posted every morning at 7 on quiksilverpro.com — so wake up early if you’re keen on hitting the shore.If you want to catch some amateur surfing contestants, check out the Quik Pro Trials, tomorrow at 8 a.m. at National Boulevard and the beach. During these trials, 15 amateur hopefuls ride the waves to be chosen for a wild-card spot — and the chance to surf against the 34 pros.Who to ‘‘sea’’: Bring your binoculars to get an up-close view of five top competitors:* Kelly Slater: By far the biggest name competing in the Quiksilver Pro, Slater, 39, is considered the Michael Jordan of surfing. The 10-time ASP world champion — and current world leader — holds the distinction of being both the youngest and the oldest surfer to win the world title.* Jordy Smith: The South Africa native has been riding waves since age 6. In the surfing world, Smith, now 23, is considered a leader of the movement of moving above the wave — a k a aerials.* Joel Parkinson: The 30-year-old Aussie surfer, who goes by the nickname “Parko,” spent his childhood surfing around the world and loves to fish and play soccer.* Mick Fanning: A two-time world champ, Fanning, 30, hails from New South Wales, Australia. He favors point-break waves — where waves hit land or rocks sticking out from the coastline .* Balaram Stack: Stack, who turns 20 on Monday, is stoked for this championship in Long Beach. He hails from nearby Point Lookout and was selected as one of the two wild cards for the competition. “I never would have thought of [the Quiksilver Pro] happening here,” he says. “It’s the top 34 guys in the world, and it’s really going to be an experience.”

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David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier both ganged up on Phil to make he sure he didn't "get his cookies" reading about an Alabama man who was given two years in jail for dragging his testicles over another mans face, a man that had passed out drunk after a football game... Brian H. Downing is going away for 2 years for 'bagging a guys face Art Griego's "Constrictor" was demonstrated tonight. Supposedly fastened around a mans testicles and tightened, it can make a mans voice sound as high-pitched as possible. In the case of black men, as demonstrated by Milwaukee radio host Cat Sampson, it can make them sound white Phil talked about how tired he was of Jack from the Jack in the Box ads...and got into an argument with Bud, Robert and Margaret over whether he's a "Jack in the Box" or a clown.... Lindsay Lohan having been arrested in the "meatpacking district" of New York Thursday night was occasion for Margaret Grey to opine that Lohan was arrested for prostitution. "If you're arrested in the meatpacking district figure it out!"

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The Father's claims of tough love take a nasty turn though when he tells Phil's audience that, out of love, he refers to his black students as "nappy-headed n******" Show Log For Wednesday March 21, 2012Bobbie and Steve Dooley were holding an information fair at Western Estates so that people can know the difference between a low income gated community like what they have in Sanford, Fl. and their own high income gated community, the beautiful WE       Typical low income gated community Father James McQuarters believes we should do like the song "Saturday Night Special" says and dump all the guns in the bottom of the sea. The Father's claims of tough love take a nasty turn though when he tells Phil's audience that, out of love, he refers to his black students as "nappy-headed n******"
Bobbie and Steve Dooley were holding an information fair at Western Estates so that people can know the difference between a low income gated community like what they have in Sanford, Fl. and their own high income gated community, the beautiful WE. Father James McQuarters believes we should do like the song "Saturday Night Special" says and dump all the guns in the bottom of the sea. The Father's claims of tough love take a nasty turn though when he tells Phil's audience that, out of love, he refers to his black students as "nappy-headed n******".
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