August 31st 1999: Who do you listen to, Art? The real Art Bell shares on his program that he's a big fan of a 'crazy man in Los Angeles'.(0:01:47)

General Jameson has been experimenting with trans vibrations... he is trying to make his niece sound like an opera singer. from October 2005.(0:07:51)

Ted Bell says that the average person will never travel to space because they don't have the cash to underwrite the mission. from April 2001.(0:36:47)

Ted believes its perfectly fine to park in the blue and white parking spots during the holidays because Beverly Hills just doesn't have enough cripples to justify them!(0:02:49)

Ted Bell of "Ted's of Beverly Hills" simply can't understand why anybody would object to the fact that he's dating his employee's 16-year old daughter.(0:24:12)

Ted Bell, President of the Beverly Hills Automobile Association, explains why Ford is installing inside trunk releases on their new models. from 1998.(0:05:00)

Ted believes that poor folks can't afford satellite TV but this lady truck driver calls in to set him straight!(0:11:22)

Caller Dave was arrested at Movie Theater in Montebello for after yelling fire but he thinks he should have been let go because he was simply exercising free speech. Featuring an [...]

Hour 1: Larry Grover is on the show to talk about the healthcare bill being signed into law. He doesn't like it. He says that the conservatives used to fight for [...]

Hour 1: It's St. Patrick's Day and Ted Bell doesn't want to promote a Catholic religion that had has problems like child molester's and holocaust deniers. Hour [...]