Search
Close this search box.

SHOWING SEARCH RESULTS FOR

Search Results for: Ted Bell – Page 50

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Show Log

We were joined by Ted Bell from Ted's Of Beverly Hills on the question of "conceal and carry" in his restaurant. Ted favors conceal and carry...for himself and his busboys and waiters....not his customers. Them he frisks, especially the veterans. He doesn't want one of them having a flashback and mistaking a waitress for the Taliban Ted's of Beverly Hills servers showing how they conceal their weapons while waiting tables David G. Hall was Phil's guest as well asking Phil to "re-enact" being on the air on 9/11/01 so he can use the tape in "meetings" he's having with some "heavy-hitting producers." When Phil refused, saying it was dishonest, Hall told Phil to "shut his mouth" while he talked with the listeners about it.....
We were joined by Ted Bell from Ted's Of Beverly Hills on the question of "conceal and carry" in his restaurant. Ted favors conceal and carry...for himself and his busboys and waiters....not his customers. Them he frisks, especially the veterans. He doesn't want one of them having a flashback and mistaking a waitress for the Taliban David G. Hall was Phil's guest as well asking Phil to "re-enact" being on the air on 9/11/01 so he can use the tape in "meetings" he's having with some "heavy-hitting producers." When Phil refused, saying it was dishonest, Hall told Phil to "shut his mouth" while he talked with the listeners about it.....

Show Log

Daryl Iza, a Minneosta program director, came on the show to tell Phil why he dumped the show and Ted Bell took calls from Austin Amarka and Mavis Leonard

Show Log

Last nights show featured the great Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills. Great? Well he cried and complained his way through an hour that was supposed to be about why he buys gold....you know, the gold he uses to build statues of himself?                     See anything you like? Next up we had Marylyn Donnelly, pre-surgical transexual, who realized half way through her visit with us her reason for coming on the show was bullshit....You just gotta listen...
Last nights show featured the great Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills. great? Well he cried and complained his way through an hour that wasw supposed to be about why he buys gold....you know, the gold he uses to build statues of himself? Next up we had Marylyn Donnelly, pre-surgical transexual, who realized half way through her visit with us her reason for coming on the show was bullshit....You just gotta listen...
I'm Ted Bell.... When I say those words they are like gold. They are a kind of currency for me in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, the LA metro, Southern California, California, the USA, North America and eventually then, after all of that, the film industry. But not eveyone is Ted Bell. Not everyone need only say their name and the ears of movers, shakers and candlestick makers prick up. (Memo to Arlene: Lose the "prick up" phrase. Sounds like I'm talking about popping one in the bone yard just because I'm famous) Some need a more traditional means of barter. I like gold. I'm didn't want to bore you with the cumbersome economic trivia that goes into making this decision but then Al Waddell, (pronounced wa-DELL) my business associate of some thirty years and our bookkeeper at Ted's of Beverly Hills told me it would be a good idea....Can I back up? He suggested. I'd rather not give the impression anyone tells me to do anything. So he suggested. He suggested. K?                                    I'm Ted Bell The reason why I like gold as an investment (and again while Al doesn't tell me to do anything he also suggested I invest in gold but the final call is mine) is because it is solid, hard currency and is valuable. Paper, obviously burns, becomes wrinkled, gets lost, can be torn in half and becomes unusable. Anyone who's tried to pump a lousy dollar bill into a soft drink machine at the height of the summer's heat knows what I mean. Gold on the other hand is solid and isn't going anywhere. Try losing a gold bar. I'd like to meet the soft drink machine that's going to spit an American Gold Eagle back at me. See what I mean? Now I know many people want to know why, in fancy, economic, stock market currency blah-blah-blah terms I'm investing in gold. To that I say it's really none of their business because I want to keep my business edge. But I will tell you some of the things I've done with gold that no one else has done with gold to show you I know what time it is out here on the street. Okay? So listen up.                                    Piece of shit I have had a gold statue of me and my family made and it is right out in front of our house in Beverly Hills. Why? Because the Saudis that parked here for a number of years with those statues and that house they painted some unnatural, Arabian color which sat out on Sunset insulted me as a Western Man who has the common decency to wear shoes and drive a car. (Yes, people that ride camels are FUNNY. See? FUN-nee!) So I've had a gold statue made. I also have gold patio furniture. I commissioned a gold toaster and gold kitchenware. You follow? I have purchsed a gold Buddha statue from a dealer in the Far East and it's going out near the kids water-slide so that just before they hit the water they look up and see a gold, laughing Buddha looking them up and down and they're reminded of who is hosting their fun and frivolity. Me. (Memo to Al: What if they think Buddha is the reason they're having fun? Goddammit) And finally I'm having a car made for myself first (and then another for Marcy if I like mine) out of solid gold. G-O-L-D. A gold BMW convertible.  All gold. I am told the vehicle will weigh around 12,000 pounds and could sink any ship transporting it from Germany. Ask me if I care. No one else in this town will have one except me. So I don't care if Godzilla rises up near Catalina and drowns every Christian soul within walking distance (Godzilla walking distance) I'll have my gold BMW! I'm so distracted now by the thought of the gold car that I'm bored with this blog. Fuck this. Pardon my language. Come on into Ted's and I'll make it up to you with a drink or a platter of something.                        On order...solid gold

Show Log

We want to thank Vietnam veteran Tim Steelworth for joinging us tonight. Tim is working tirelessly to expose the truth behind "Rise of the Planet of a Ape" which is one more bit of Hollywood flummery seeking to run down America and the human race. Also thanks to Ted Bell for sponsoring our second hour and making clear that "if they build a stadium downtown I'll have one of the luxury boxes between the goal lines. Don't worry about it." Our thanks as well to David G. Hall and Jeff Dowder who said the acid Toby Beau dropped before taking pictures at a flower show made the flowers look better...to all of us....
We want to thank Vietnam veteran Tim Steelworth for joinging us tonight. Tim is working tirelessly to expose the truth behind "Rise of the Planet of a Ape" which is one more bit of Hollywood flummery seeking to run down America and the human race. Also thanks to Ted Bell for sponsoring our second hour and making clear that "if they build a stadium downtown I'll have one of the luxury boxes between the goal lines. Don't worry about it." Our thanks as well to David G. Hall and Jeff Dowder who said the acid Toby Beau dropped before taking pictures at a flower show made the flowers look better...to all of us....

Show Log

Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center was Phil's guest in the first hour to talk about America's eroding economy and how we'll still be expected to adopt African babies. Dean adopted three but sent them back as not being African enough. Gabriel Nittny, Ted's of Beverly Hills chef, shows off the type of grill-work Ted is having done on his own teeth. Ted Bell's Ted's Of Beverly Hills sponsored our second hour and Ted started in with how smart he is for buying gold. When people didn't seem to care that Ted had made gold serving trays for the restaurant or was installing a gold statue of himself and his wife and son out in front of his Beverly Hills home, Ted revealed that he had "a gold grill made that says 'Big Boy, Power 106'" and was on his way tomorrow to get it installed.
Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center was Phil's guest in the first hour to talk about America's eroding economy and how we'll still be expected to adopt African babies. Dean adopted three but sent them back as not being African enough. Ted Bell's Ted's Of Beverly Hills sponsored our second hour and Ted started in with how smart he is for buying gold. When people didn't seem to care that Ted had made gold serving trays for the restaurant or was installing a gold statue of himself and his wife and son out in front of his Beverly Hills home, Ted revealed that he had "a gold grill made that says 'Big Boy, Power 106'" and was on his way tomorrow to get it installed.
No more episodes to show

©2024 Phil Hendrie Show. All Rights Reserved