Monday, October 20, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says people who need pain medication are weak and of low character. She says her worst pain was from a rough weekend of sex. Hour 3: Bob Green orders his supermarket employees to sign up for magazine subscriptions for his daughter's school fundraiser. She's pregnant with (he whispers) a black guy's baby so he's going to arrange an abortion. Callers say he's racist, a murderer, and a bad employer. Phil closes mentioning his daughter's interest in contests and fundraisers, and rants about the need for Catholic school fundraising.

Thursday, October 2, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green says women complaining of sexual harassment need to get in line behind African-Americans and Latinos because they have more pressing harassment issues. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says moms that are too involved in their kids athletics create gay bait, while fathers too involved create rapists.

Monday, September 22, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier solves his kids pregnancies or speeding tickets by beating them. Hour 3: Bob Green says we should all be thankful to McDonalds for setting the standard for quality and service.

Friday, September 12, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-06-12 hour three. Hour 2: Bob Green as a doctor that is wanting to refuse to save lives unless he's paid like athletes. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-05-05 hour one.

Friday, August 15, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Don Parsley's claims his wife was killed by a transit bus while looting a TV in Akron during the recent power outage. He asks callers for donations but his story begins falling apart. His kid needs a cup of milk but Don is in a bar having a beer: "Ain't no law against that." Hour 3: Bob Green gave his employee a raise, she said 'praise Jesus' in front of customers, and he lost his temper because she was proselytizing.

Thursday, July 31, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green does not allow hot lunches in his store because they're Unamerican. he threw out an diabetic employee's hot lunch because of this. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green's daughter married an Italian, so Bob is keying the cars of people parked at Italian restaurants.

Thursday, July 3, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green is an entertainment manager who makes kids perform in restaurants for tips to see if they've got what it takes. Hour 2: Jim Sadler is renouncing his US citizenship and buying a 5 million dollar property in Canada and wants the US government to pay for his relocation. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, June 16, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green demands that employees who win the lottery pay 20 percent to their employers, since the employees are probably using company time to make their bets. Hour 2: Austin Amarka goes to bookstores and ridicules people who buy the Harry Potter books, saying it promotes devil worship. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, May 12, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green puts his employees to the test by faking a heart attack. He keeps track of who responds and who visits him in the hospital to find out who's loyal, and follows up with a round of mass-firings. Phil closes talking about the struggles of parenting and discipline.