Jay Santos is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits. from July 2005.(0:36:29)

Jay Santos joins the program to talk about the "Citizens Auxiliary Police Basketball Follies," a comedy basketball team he has devised that performs at California high schools. from February 2006.(0:35:23)

As fires blaze in Corona, auxiliary officer Jay Santos makes no secret of that fact that he was recently disposing of fireworks he confiscated on the 4th of July... by setting them off! from September 1999.(0:36:28)

Jay Santos is stading in front of the Vagina Monologues in LA asking women to put Burkah on so that they can "think about what they just did."(0:16:38)

Telemarketer Jay Santos wants to save you hundreds of dollars a month on your long distance bill, just listen to his 30 second pitch! Don't hang up on him or he'll just call you right back. From September 1998.(0:18:19)

Jay Santos calls in to tell Phil how he survived 2 shark attacks and how he kicked both of their asses. From January 1999.(0:35:12)

Jay Santos and the C.A.P. will be videotaping people leaving video stores, and peeking in people's bags to see what sex videos they're renting. They're trying to keep the streets clean... and also collect footage for a new reality show called "Sex Tra(0:32:32)

Jay santos of Citizens Auxiliary police explains why we need to be suspicious of people who live in the mountains. Featuring a special appearance by Major Elvis Newton! From May 2001.(0:26:30)

Jay Santos is performing routine Anthrax searches on hospital patients the easiest way he knows how… holding them down and shoving microscopes up their nasal cavities. Hear what happens with this nurse calls in and lets Jay have it!! from December

Jay Santos and The CAP are working with the "New Mexico People Range Patrol" to keep motorists from California away from the Los Alamos, NM fire -- and they will be checking cars for hot dogs, marshmallows and ingredients to make S'mores.(0:26:07)