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Ep. 2375

Wednesday June 15, 2022

What's worse? Ted Bell saying he wants to put his meat in your mouth. Or Bob Green

Ep. 1346

Phil had planned on talking to Ted Bell about his claim that Donald Trump wants Americans to land in Mars by 2024. But he wound up complaining about Hendrie’s listeners using too much toilet paper at his restaurant. Bobbie Dooley gets a fashion show ready.

Terry Abernathy Is Out At The BHAA

News release: Upon recieving the so-called Christmas card below from Terry Abernathy and his wife Ondine (with a note attached saying 'Hey Ted, fresh blood on it's way for the BHAA!') Terry Abernathy with his wife Ondine. Does the Earth God have his way with Terry over a boulder in a quiet wooded glen? I called Dave Woncott and Porter Jones and told them I wanted Abernathy out of the Beverly Hills Automobile Association. And I wanted him out now! I showed them the card and attached note and they both laughed. I then said to them, okay, I want you guys out with him, to which they replied 'not gonna happen.' I then got a lecture....a lecture, mind you...from Dave about diversity and accepting the other guy and it's 2011 and what's up my ass and on and on. I said to Dave I resented being badgered about not referring to Porter as his half-brother. Dave said to me that Porter was his half-brother and he wasn't ashamed of it. I said to Dave, that's fine but only a plywood shelter in a no-mans hell filled with pig squeals would be suitable as the BHAA headquarters if word got out. He then laughed again, derisively. I waved Abernathy's Christmas card in his face. He'd have none of it. Porter, the half-brother stood there grinning. Then Dave jumps up with this one. "You don't make a move without me! I have a coalition of members that want YOU out Bell..they're tired of your BMW's, all 20 of them!" Well, that's when I became all ice. Know what I mean? I simply told him to sit down. I told his HALF-BROTHER Porter to sit his ass down too. All I said were 3 or 4 little words: "I'm Ted Bell." Dave got real quiet and Porter dipped his head...real low, almost like (and please forgive me for saying this but it was extreme) almost like he was trying to give himself a....a blow job. They then got up and slowly trudged out of my office. I called for Oscar to valet their cars to a spot across the street. I couldn't stand the sight of them and I couldn't stand seeing them get into their cars at MY valet stand. I then left this message on Dave's phone: "You ever come in here again trying to tell me how to run my business and I'll kick your butt so far up between your shoulders that.....you know..." Words failed me. I started again."That your head will look like it already does...a butt..only it will be worse because it'll be a real butt and not just...." I hung up, disguisted that Dave's feeble challenge had thrown me off. But at least I knew I hadn't taken a picture of myself and my wife with me looking like the Earth God himself bends me over a rock in a wooded glen nightly and goes to town. Wow.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Phil's special guests tonight were Art Griego, who had a hard time breathing after saying the word "vagina and Steve Bosell who got a "Tourette's like reaction" when he tried to say the words "tinkle" or "Tinker Bell." Phil got him to replace Tinker Bell with Taco Bell. "Oh thank God" said Steve. Margaret Grey and Vernon Dozier discuess Vernons recent conversion to Obama in the 2012 election. What changed his mind? The image of Romney being elected and then "sliding on the latex gloves so he can stick his hands down my wife's.....you know."

Show Log

New Show Log, December 30, 1999–Art Bell Finds Out Y2K Isn’t Tonight…It’s Tomorrow Night

New Show Log, December 30, 1999--Art Bell Finds Out Y2K Isn't Tonight...It's Tomorrow NightHour 2: Jay Santos "Angel on my shoulder" New Years program for kids, chaperones kids and monitors drinking, gives them tic tacs Hour 3: Phil rants and then Art Bell visits to tell eveyone Y2K is happening in a few hours...anmd then finds out its not tonight but tommorrow night

Thursday, July 20, 2000

Hour 1:"Yo Quiero Taco Bell?" Brass Villanueva is upset over the fact that Taco Bell recently discontinued its "Yo Quiero Taco Bell?" chihuahua advertising campaign. Brass says that dog helped raise awareness about latino culture and cuisine.Hour 2:"Straight Arrow Ministries" Rev.Vernon Dozier joins the program with a patient named Warren Benman who he was able to cure of homosexuality through electroshock therapy and aversion techniques.Hour 3:Phil talks about freebies from sponsors and beer. The Phil Hendrie Show presents a 30 Second Fight... Mike Tyson vs. Barbara Streisand! Live from Egypt, Raj Faneen hosts "I Got Blue."

The BBC’s “Down the Line”: It’s Hendrie Meets Colbert

The BBC’s “Down the Line”: It’s Hendrie Meets Colbert FROM TELEGRAPH.COM “Last week, a young and cultishly popular talk radio host called Gary Bellamy returned to [BBC] Radio 4 for a new series of his phone-in programme, Down the Line. As an opening gambit, he had something to say about the medium. ‘Let’s face it,' Bellamy declared, 'the goggle-box is only good for reality TV, wannabe celebs and washed-up businessmen; newspapers have had their day; the internet’s all right as far as it goes – but nothing has the impact of radio!’” “Listening to this, I wondered if radio executives across the country were earnestly scribbling Bellamy’s message down, ready to use in their next presentation to skeptical advertisers. It would be a delicious joke if they were, because Bellamy is a fictional creation of the comedian Rhys Thomas.” Down the Line is a cross between The Phil Hendrie Show and The Colbert Report. Thomas plays the role of a “legendary” radio personality and fields calls from a cast of crazies played other British comedians. The show, now in its fourth series, is a hit with both listeners and critics. Naughton called the most recent show “sparklingly good stuff.” Whoever he is he must be good!--PHS