Use the BSP E-mail form under "Backstage" and send us your favorite Ted Bell bit or phone call...This summer we roll out "The Best Of Ted Bell As Selected By Our BSP's"

Dave Oliva talks about the latest burger sensation in LA, the Sween Burger, and his battles with a troll named Loud Clown. Bobbie Dooley prepares for the Springtacular fashion show, and Ted Bell is irate that a local food critic has called his Ted Bell Beef Linkette the "thumb dick" of bar food.

The Phil Hendrie Show starts at 10pm PST, PhilTV in HD starts at 9:15pm PSTDave Oliva--Nephew FredBud Dickman--Ebeneezer DickmanPhil Hendrie--Bob CratchitMargaret Grey--Mrs. CratchitRC Collins--Tiny TimRobert Leonard--Jacob MarleyHerb Sewell--Man collecting for the poorRudy Canosa-Man collecting for the poorBobbie Dooley-Ghost Of Christmas PastGerald Fischer--FezziwigMargaret Grey--Little FannieTed Bell--Ted Bell, the Ghost of Christmas PresentPastor Rennick--Man on the streetProf Clayton--Man on the streetVernon Dozier--The Ghost of Christmas FutureSteve Bosell--TheifJustin McElroy--Kid in the streetBobbie Dooley--UCLA Medical Center operator

"She refused to wipe Bobbie's ass when Bobbie was unable to use her own hands due to wet nails from a manicure." Show Log For Tuesday May 22, 2012 Bob Green reprises his "no corn on the cobb to people with jacked up teeth" policy, this time talking to a man who claims to have green-grey teeth and halitosis breath and who still insists on buying corn cobbs. Ted Bell with "a prominent" overbite also calls in to see if he'll qualify. "I'm Ted Bell. You're telling me I can't buy cobb?"Bobbie Dooley explains to Phil and his audience that she had to fire another illegal immigrant live-in domestic because she refused to wipe Bobbie's ass when Bobbie was unable to use her own hands due to wet nails from a manicure. Ms Dooley went on to say that there was no point in hiring American workers since "all they do is back-lip you."With Austin Amarca, Charlie LeFountain and Ralph

"Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he has the worlds biggest penis." Show Log For Monday July 16, 2012Ted bell tried to justify his lust for the Bear Pit woman on a second consecutive show and it didn't make any more sense tonight then it did Friday night. In fact, as Dr. Jim Sadler dug into Ted's psyche it became clear he was burned out and looking to get out from under the shadow of his lonmg dead father....Ted Bell is haunted by the ghost of his father as Mozart once was Later Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he, not a man stopped by TSA at San Francisco Airport on July 9, has the worlds biggest penis. Apparently this was recorded during a one-time porn shoot in Wilmington, North Carolina by someone on set who had a tapemeasure. Phil had to explain to Bud and Robert the difference between Lindbergh and Christopherr Columbus