Hour 1: This hour Phil talks about healthcare and Tiger Woods. Gatorade is dropping a drink called Tiger Focus from it's line. Hour 2: Pastor William Rennick talks about Tiger Woods. He says Tiger is being unfairly treated. We shouldn't judge him, God will judge him. Tiger shouldn't have been with all those white women. Hour 3: Pastor William Rennick is on again this hour. There are many irate people calling in.

First off tonight, Phil shaved off his beard. Second off he welcomed Curt Queedy and Guy Barton, the West Virginia state senators who are introducing the "Hometown News Bill." Sure parents lock their kids in freezers or leave them in running cars while they hop into a tavern for a quick blast. But does that mean it has to be reported globally? The "HomeTown News Bill" keeps these "strictly local" stories from being reprinted natonally and internationally and turning some poor local boob into "Adolf Hitler." In the second hour, Pastor William Rennick came on the program to comment on Steve Johnson, the Buffalo Bill wide reciever who blamed God on Twitter for Johnson dropping a pass against Pittsburgh that migjht have won the game. Pastor Rennick said that while you must love God and trust in God "ain't nothing wrong in calling God out. It's like a baby getting a vaccine. "The doctor shoots that baby in the butt with the vaccine and that stings and stings bad. And the baby looks back at the doctor and says 'You got a fight comin'. It's comin today."

Pastor William Rennick was Phil's very special guest as he talked about whether stay-at-home mom's do actual work or are more self-employed and this can knock off anytime they want. Pasor rennick contended that stay-at-homemom's have it easier than women who work in a job because they can "take a break, let the baby sit there in a diaper full of doo and have a nougat." The pastor also said that if a stay-at-home mom got sick to death of it "she could lift the kid above her head like a soccer ball and pitch it off a bridge." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police had safety tips for surviving a tornando "based on many hours of sitting relaxed and watching film of tornadoes" Jay concluded that if you see a tornado "don't do anything. There's a fifty-fifty chance it'll blow right by you." Debbie Daley, the world's only hearing-impaired radio host, came on to tell Phil that, as a child, she survived a tornando the same way Judy Garland did in the Wizard of Oz; it picked up a house and then dropped it with her in it.

Pastor William Rennick discussed the Jan Brewer, President Obama exchange. He said a white woman wagging her finger in a President's face was called the "Slop-Bucket Wag" because it was reminiscent of the days when the white woman of the house ordered the black man servant about. The Pastor said the way for Obama to have dealt with that was to "take two steps back, bow from the waist, ask her not to do it again and then bow from the waist again. If she did do it again, he should have bowed from the waist again, gone into the martial arts crouch and then given her a solar plexus shot." That's right. All of that bullshit the Pastor said. And it was funny as all hell. Phil wrapped up by talking about his various sleep disorders including sleepwalking and then peeing into the refrigerator.