It’s the Coach Vernon Dozier Show. Coach Dozier breaks down the weekends NFL action with calls from Father McQuarters, Steve Bosell and Jackson Armstrong.

Phil chats with the BSP’s about Drunk History AND the forthcoming Day At The Races At Santa Anita, now scheduled for March 30.

We have a special open from the Ace Hotel, downtown LA, with Phil and General Shaw prior to the Drunk History Party. Then an encore from January 2017.... Curt Queedy, West Virginia State legislator, addresses the latest Trump news and tries to put it in an adult manner so he uses the phrase “going to the bathroom” rather than “urinate.” It’s all very weird.

An encore as Frank Grey joins the show to promote “I Remember The Hershey Squirts,” his book on the history of a legendary minor league hockey team. Bob Green’s Frazier Foods store is being audited and the IRS guy is Asian. “Don’t you see? They’re good at math.” Don Berman has a book about Donald Trump he’s promoting and is angry that no one believes a word in it.

Phil takes shit from the panel for having a throat cold so bad he’s making everyone of them sound rotten. Phil goes through the history of his dieting (he’s 5 lbs away from 210) and then brings on Chef Carl Chodillia with a low cal chili-vegetable stew recipe. Unfortunately Phil throws him off the show.

Phil, fighting a head cold, talks to Larry Grover and his mother Gloria about a beautiful girl at Larry’s work who’s asked him to dinner tonight. But he’s turned her down so he can watch Trump’s speech. Bob Green, after talking to Phil’s “Listener Advisory Board” wants to make amends for sounding so selfish on the encore show yesterday. But Phil screws him up.

Phil has a chest and head cold and is sick as a dog....for about a day. He’ll be back Tuesday. Today we’ll till the encore show. From January 2018, Phil interviews Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills about his ill-fated “Buffalo Mafia” promotion. Meanwhile, Bob Green at Frazier Foods is technically giving away Buffalo Wings. But it’s a shame he has to give them away to people who haven’t bought a thing.