Today a real bore fest but a weird twist ending. "Blonde Ice" General Gaylen Shaw & RC Collins and a bag of chips!

John Jerryman sings 'I Remember You' to the ever groping Agnes. Jeff Dowdder is photographing the most interesting holiday lights, and he's found some real interesting lights... Bobbie Dooley is writing an etiquette column. The Classic Hour, from December 2001, stars Margaret Grey discussing rioting by Cleveland Brown fans.

Bob Green, grocer, is opposed to the "no free shopping bags" law in California because people bring their hippie, hemp bags with them. Bob says hemp is 'weed' and he got high smoking it once. It was actually some stems and seeds a girlfriend left one night. The Classic Hour, from December, 2000 is an early Bob Greene, when he was the owner of The Lead Gallery, a shooting range where Bob welcomes suicide cases.

Football coach Vernon Dozier has sleep problems and the West Virginia State Senators Curt Queedy and Guy Barton have an article coming out in West Virginia Weekly called 'The Trumps Aren't Good Looking.' The Classic Hour from December 2000 stars Brass Villanueva who says Bush’s win in the recount is a disaster for Latinos, because Texas has become a Mexican gulag after 5 years of Bush’s governorship.

Phil talks about his days as a fat man in 2012 and his diet and then brings on Chef Chodillia with his zero calorie salad. Then it's Bobbie Dooley and she apparently fainted into another seven layer dip at a football party. The Classic Hour, December 1999. “Merry Gone with the Wind Kwanzaa Party” Bobbie Dooley of Western Estates is planning a Christmas party which will combine the very best elements of Kwanzaa with costumes from the film 'Gone with the Wind.'

The gender-confused Frank Grey talks about the anthem at ball games while he carves up another round of golf and talks about his son Jason. "She's a great kid." Dr Ron Tarner discusses climate change. He's not a denier but he says it's for too complex a topic for the average 'clown' to comprehend. The Classic Hour is from December, 2005 Larry Grover discusses a recent arrest after trying to have an escort accompany him to a social function. And Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She baby sat him as a kid.

Arch Hall Jr. chews the scenery in this classic, shot for $33,000 in Newhall, CA. General Gaylen Shaw and Bud Dickman, sitting in for RC Collins, comment...if you can call it commenting...

It's the BSP chat from Friday night as Phil shows pics of Dubai, sent by BSP Ben, and talks about a possibility BSP run to Dubai... The BSP Classic Show from December, 2003 features Football hazing, a Margaret lap dance and the age of consent.

RC Collins and Dr Ron Tarner discuss the space program, if you can call it a discussion. Harvey Weirman on fake news, Ted Bell talks pay equality but pouts when the General says he's boring and Vernon Dozier on the freak sizes of today's high school football players. The BSP Classic Show is from December 2002. Robert Green get’s a big laugh that kids write letters to Santa asking for dialysis and the like. David G. Hall joins the program to talk about Christmas parties. A guy with a Christmas Tree Lot says a green Christmas Trees are a horrific reminder of the dark ages. Phil rants about United Airlines.