By popular demand, it's the return of The Margaret Grey Players with special guest star Mavis Leonard as Traffic guy Bob Bakian. The "panel" interviews Ted Bell and Professor Don Micksa whose breath, it turns out, is so bad a cadaver dog once "hit" on it. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 5 2004, Vernon Dozier is a real estate agent who hates "looky-loos" at open houses and will throw them out if they ask too many questions about molding and granite counters.

Ted Bell and Prime Rib Room manager Rudy Canosa talk about their new promotion, "The Ted, the T-Bone, and Texas!" Frank Grey talks about Marie Osmond and Chris Norton's new porn film "The Sexual Mars Express." Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 4 2003, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is heading Operation School Start, where he inspects bags of high school girls coming out of the mall to check for things like thong underwear.

Phil discusses the Rio Olympics with Coach Dozier who is on his way there. Wait till you hear what he's worried about. Let's just say that hat size has something to do with it... Also Bobbie Dooley and Margaret Grey debate Trump/Clinton. And Curt Queedy and Guy Barton on 1968 and 2016. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 2 2002, Bobbie Dooley formed an organization "Enough Is Enough" discouraging media coverage of child abductions.

Chris Norton talks about a new informal men’s group he’s formed for Sunday mornings called “The Sons of the Mexican Scramble.” They discuss their different Saturday night escapades and Pastor Rennick takes him to task… Later Margaret debates Herb Sewell on Orson Welles. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 2 2001, Vernon Dozier, Belmar High School coach, would go gay for a night if he could be like his predecessor, Coach Nyerson, who had 100 kids die from heat exhaustion in 21 seasons.

It's Jack Brainerd with "I'm Disturbed By This." Mr. Brainerd, with a sexual assault against a minor charge and a no-contact order against him, proceeds to lecture the audience about today's metal music. It's not Satanic, says Brainerd. It's worse. It's rude, insolent, and lazy with guys screaming their death growl right in your face. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 1 2000, Lloyd Bonifide is upset with Charlton Heston for publicly admitting that NRA members can’t hold a drink.

It's time for Sunday services with Dr Ed Elcott! Dr ELCOTT inches ever closer to Overlord status, but in the process is put through ever more bizarre tests...

Saturday Cinema with Phil! Please don't watch this. That's all we can say.

Trump supporter Kayleigh Macaneneny of CNN finally makes a visit. And Dr Jim Sadler explains a big misunderstanding that leads to a charge of sexual harassment against him. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from July 27 2004, Bobbie Dooley gloats about being asked for ID at a liquor store.