Ted Bell rolls out Boyd "Sky Baby" Sweetan's new promo, produced by the same people that gave us "We Want To Put Our Meat In Your Mouth." Mark Himshaw, a Donald Trump supporter, has a problem getting what he needs to say said because he's calling from a roomful of women that "won't shut up." Featuring Jack Armstrong and Harvey Weirman.

Frank Grey talks with Margaret about a small, weird dog they had named Posie that bit off part of the hand of one of Frank's friends because the guy was "walking garbage." Mavis Leonard, about to board a charter to Sparks, Nevada, realizes Sky Baby may be the pilot. What ensues sounds mostly like a ground battle in Vietnam with Mavis being heard to say "we got Sky Baby in the wire!"

Bobbie and Steve Dooley are at the "Gated Community Expo" talking with Phil about the kinds of foods people using food stamps should not be allowed to eat: steaks, lobster, chops, cutlets, and cakes. Dave Oliva imagines what it will be like if Americans and Chinese meet on Mars in 2020. Doug Danger discusses the film "The Sister of Frankenstein," where apparently there's graphic sex between Frankenstein's monster and the Bride of Frankenstein on a gurney.

Jeb Bush dropping from the presidential race is discussed by Conservatives of Kern County Chairman Larry Grover, who's out golfing with Frank Grey to raise money for his organization. Father James McQuarters discusses the Apple iPhone "back door" controversy and it's also revealed that the term "door to door" is likewise a sexual inference. Pastor William Rennick believes the "British Empire" can withstand any "Brexit" from the European Union...

Jimmy gets into trouble with gangsters and a show girl after he's neglected at home by his two drunken parents.

Phil joins BSPs Sheila, Allie, Stephen Miller, Bungholio and other mental cases...

It's a continuation of yesterday's "French disconnect" and "Apple back door" discussion with Dr. Jim Sadler, Jay Santos, and Prof. Emory Clayton with the attendant juvenile humor. Also, listener Roy Bisky, an employee of the Tarleen County coroner, calls from the morgue with the "Listener Complaint of the Week." RC Collins calls later from the same location. Don't ask.

Phil kicks off the show by recapping his day yesterday and discusses why we didn't have a new show. Jay Santos comes on the show to discuss ISIS running out of money, but gets sidetracked when he runs into some kids with "brown." Then Phil and the panel attempt to discuss the Apple/FBI situation with Professor Emory Clayton, but a medical emergency ends up cutting things short.

Coach Vernon Dozier returns to the show to talk about the baby face that Kanye West makes when he’s pissed off and how much Vernon had to overcome without being a baby... like modeling “The Slack” for designer Monty Shay. “The Slack” was a new design featuring “one pant leg and a cup.” Dave Oliva also joined the show to discuss his cousin George and the Pink Floyd song “Dogs.” Originally aired on Monday, February 16, 2015.