When a neighbor's garage and tool shed burn to the ground, Bobbie and Steve Dooley blame Nancy Grace's "enormous, hypnotizing television face." Margaret Grey's accompanist Chick Lavender sings along to a recording by Dodger pitcher Don Drysdale, and Rudy Canosa spreads his charm around at the gym.

It's the Mike Ohoai Hawaiian Time Show. Mike plays romantic melodies from the islands while arguing with co-host Brother Bill over the best way to throw the American imperialist government out of Hawaii so they can quit playing the ukulele at the airport "with crap-eating grins."

By popular demand, it's the return of The Margaret Grey Players with special guest star Mavis Leonard as Traffic guy Bob Bakian. The "panel" interviews Ted Bell and Professor Don Micksa whose breath, it turns out, is so bad a cadaver dog once "hit" on it.

It's a Memorial Day Lloyd-Off with Koren War vet Lloyd Bonafide. First he deals with running over someone, confident any judge will give him probation because he's old. Then, for some convoluted reason he gets irate at an Asian-American kid for wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey.

Phil tries to interview Frank Grey about his years representing country DJ Gene Gebell while Frank plays a round of golf. And Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police argues against so-called internet "doxing," but then changes his mind.

Phil struggles with trying to talk to country disc jockey Gene Gebel about his newly published autobiography "I've Been Shot 63 Times" because one of those times was in the face and Gene has some nerve damage there. Later, Vernon Dozier introduces his father, Unger Dozier, who talks to the panel about his love of the Dallas Cowboys.

Dave Oliva talks about the latest burger sensation in LA, the Sween Burger, and his battles with a troll named Loud Clown. Bobbie Dooley prepares for the Springtacular fashion show, and Ted Bell is irate that a local food critic has called his Ted Bell Beef Linkette the "thumb dick" of bar food.

Joe Dickhead and sports blogger Ron Reederman talk about new scoring rules in the NFL and the "strange look" that Raiders owner Mark Davis has, including the Friar Tuck haircut. Art Griego decides against flying his kids and their dates to a lovely Big Sur restaurant for graduation after the other parents ask about his drinking.