Phil brought on Chris Norton tonight who described a dance he did at a bachelorette party that involved "hip flexing"  and inadvertant contact with a womans nose... Bud and Robert pretended they were doing James Browns act including Bud wearing a cape (a beach towel) and Bud dancing like James Brown (limping around the stage...).

Dean Wheeler, from another one of his "tribal dance council" meetings spoke to Phil about the tendency every man has to get violent if his religion is criticized. Dean said that when he has his "meditation sessions on the bluff" or one of his "senior citizen dance circles" and people drive by and honk or drop their pants he wants to chase them down and strangle them.... Harvey Weirman along with a new member of his law firm, Chad Ketcham, came on to discuss Florida's mistaken purging of citizens from their voter rolls. Harvery told Phil "first of all, in Florida, as part of the Sunshine Law, its called a Floater Roll, not a voter roll." Chad didn't contribute much although he sounded as if he were around 15 years old, not 31 like he said. And Margaret Grey called in to tell Harvey he'd mispronounced Boca Raton. "It's bo-CA RA-ten. The French pronunciation" she said unconvincingly.

It was Jim "Happy" Fine joining the show in the first hour to discuss California's Salton Sea and complaints of an "odor" coming of of it lately because of dead fish. Mr. Fine went on to recount the tale of a "Lake Thing" or some type of creature that "consumed" his friend Dave Dickson, a man that "gave himself over" to the thing as a suicidal act of environmental support... Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to tell how he tried to keep people from scooping up money thrown into the steets of LA today by bank robbers.... Warren Benmen called the show to take exception to Phil saying Florida as a state smells as bad any other. Warren said Phil was taking a pot shot but was barely understandable given his brain injury from falling off a broadcast tower.

"Best Of" on the Radio!

Tonight Bobbie and Steve Dooley try and explain why Obama Care is a good idea....although she can't really do the math...Also Vernon Dozier mentions a new style of football pants that are "sheer like panty-hose" and that he requires his players to wear. He told a mother who objected that she should just get back behind the concession counter at the football games and "sell the candy and donuts and all that other garbage I wouldn't go near like poison."

Phil talked with Gloria Grover, Larry Grover's mom, about her recent shift to Democrat after years as a Republican, Karen Deaville called to kiss Phil's ass, Justin McElroy described a friend of his mother's who "paws my face" (the woman is blind), David G. Hall was trying to score with a female client who's Pakistani, and Joe Dickhead fakes a murder/suicide with the Professor because he wasn't ready with his NFL picks.

Phil brought on Larry Grover and Dale Kaiser from Conservatives of Kern County. Larry said that basically, from what he could see, the Republican party is effed. Dale Kaiser said Larry was running afoul of the Conservatives Of Kern County by-laws by exhibiting "defeatism" and that the "Exselsior" would have to be consulted. It was Bobbie and Steve Dooley piling on a defeated Penn State football team next. Bobbie's father, she claims, went to Ohio University, the school that beat Penn State last Saturday. She and Steve tried mocking Penn State by singing "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" the way children do but couldn't do it in unison properly so Margaret Grey came on the show to demonstrate how a "professional would do it." David G. Hall joined the show, concerned about the phrase "Ring around the rosie." He thought it was sexual.