Bobbie Dooley, Steve Dooley and Vernon Dozier discuss a prayer vigil that Bobby wants to have to "celebrate things we are thankful for." It develops however, thanks to Vernon Dozier who was at her house earlier for a coffee to talk about Belmar Academy, that Ms. Dooley wants to sell downloads of a new self-produced album she has done called "A Woman," featuring a song she called "I've never been to Bimini," not knowing it's actually "I've never been to me." Dozier stays over for the second hour to discuss the NCAA sanctions against Penn State. Dozier loves Paterno, the same way he loved his police officer father; he thinks he was a twisted, filfthy old degenerate that he respected highly and feels he is having his legacy desecrated as if the NCAA "has pried the lid off of his crypt and wants to rub JoPa's face in it and I can only hope JoePa is a werewolf like that one in the movie where they pried the lid off and the wolf came out and lunched their faces."

Deane and Emerelda Wheeler demonstrate a type of mind-control, mind-over-matter disciplione similar to the "fire-walk" done by Tony Robbins' students that injured so many. In this one, Deane walks barefoot over "white hot steel spikes, the walk of steel to achieve mastery...which comes from masturbation." Well whatever it was it didn't wind up good for Dean. And all of it taking place while a Native American tribal drum group hangs around playing and making good tips. The next hour featured Chris Norton trying to make sure the good name of the late adult film actor John Holmes wasn't sullied by recent events. David Hall also came on the air to ask a question so inappropriate that we can't mention it even here. And Karen Deauville, her husband Herb and her brother Jerry called up to gush about the greatness of Phil's show... With Charlie Mitchner, Emerelda Wheeler and Bob Morning Sun and the Adobe Boys...

"Best Of" on the radio!

"Best Of" on the radio!

"Best Of" on the radio!

Starting the show was Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police announcing Operation Big Glove, a task force that he formed to look into Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his "Mickey Mouse" investigation of President Obama's birth certificate. ('Big Glove" was so named because Mickey Mouse wore over-sized gloves). Next up was self-described gay man and gay journalist Doug Dannger ripping into Phil for once having the unmitigated gall to tell writer/director David Mamet there was a factual error in one of his scripts. "You blew it Phil. You blew it big and you blew it hard and I say that even though I know you and Northcraft are going to be making your (whispered) queer jokes later on" Dannger pulled off the road to get a better connection and wound up parking near a shopping center carnival. While still being interviewed by Phil, he got into a fight with a concessionaire over a cupie doll Doug claimed he won and was arrested for battery.

Ted bell tried to justify his lust for the Bear Pit woman on a second consecutive show and it didn't make any more sense tonight then it did Friday night. In fact, as Dr. Jim Sadler dug into Ted's psyche it became clear he was burned out and looking to get out from under the shadow of his long dead father... Later Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he, not a man stopped by TSA at San Francisco Airport on July 9, has the world's biggest penis. Apparently this was recorded during a one-time porn shoot in Wilmington, North Carolina by someone on set who had a tape measure. Phil had to explain to Bud and Robert the difference between Lindbergh and Christopher Columbus.