Pastor William Rennick came on the show to emphasize that white and black football players should celebrate seperately because once the helmets come off and a black player is reminded he plays with whites it's an "Oh Yeah, I forgot" moment. It's like remembering clearly what that girl you made out with last week really looked like. Raj Feneen and his brother Atwan Feneen along with Raj's son Todd were on the show to remind Phil of their belief the only thing Americans know well is "how to supersize a chili dish." Later in the hour Todd attacked Raj and almost choked him out.

Tonight it was Dr. Ron Tarner putting forth the controversial opinion that the American economy doesn't work and that communism needs to be given a try. On the heels of Obama's jobs speech Tarner said the reason why communism didn't work in Ruissia is because "Russians are racially inferior but I don't mean that the Nazi way. I just mean they did things like fertilize their crops with human waste." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police reported from the blackout in San Diego saying he and his "subcommanders" were knocking on doors house to house. If there was no answer he would assume "there could be a person in there in an iron lung that's unplugged.." So Jay and his men made forcible entry. Going by one of Major Elvis Newton's precepts, "Don't smell 'em before you see 'em," Jay told Phil he didn't want to miss helping someone who may be incapacitated only to get a call days later that something in the same neighborhood smells like a "sausage factory."

We were joined by Ted Bell from Ted's Of Beverly Hills on the question of "conceal and carry" in his restaurant. Ted favors conceal and carry...for himself and his busboys and waiters....not his customers. Them he frisks, especially the veterans. He doesn't want one of them having a flashback and mistaking a waitress for the Taliban David G. Hall was Phil's guest as well asking Phil to "re-enact" being on the air on 9/11/01 so he can use the tape in "meetings" he's having with some "heavy-hitting producers." When Phil refused, saying it was dishonest, Hall told Phil to "shut his mouth" while he talked with the listeners about it.....

Dave McKinney, Program Director of Radio Rap, Baltimore came on the show to defend his "9/11 Joke Contest" Later it's Jeff Dowder, Father McQuarters and Barbara from Flagstaff arguing about evolution. Nutty night. If you missed the videocast we got all of it here!

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Daryl Iza, a Minneosta program director, came on the show to tell Phil why he dumped the show and Ted Bell took calls from Austin Amarka and Mavis Leonard.

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Bob Green from Frazier Foods says he isn't selling corn this year during Labior Day weekend in honor of the sacrifices of Native Americans. Turns out he's just paying back a Native American lending agency for a loan by not competing with an American Indian co-op opening up.... Later it was Professor Jeff Dowdder of Cal Tech telling Phil that a man who cut off all of his toes in order he later claimed to escape a trailer that had landed on his foot is most likely making the whole thing up. Older people do that, says Jeff.

Retired firefighter Herman Whittaker agrees with the decision to remove Jerry Lewis from the MDA telethon. "It was Jerry Lewis that caused me to thirst for comedy featuring people with their knees knocking together." Mavis Leonard called in and agreed with Hermans suggestion they hire a black host. "I vote for Johnny Depp," she said. Vernon Dozier and Father James McQuarters called the show to talk about the upcoming high school football season. Coach Dozier talked about mental toughness and Father McQuarters discussed praying for a player on the opposing team to suffer paralysis. By the end of the segment Father McQuarters was begging Coach Dozier for a drink.