It was a madhouse on the show tonight with Bobbie and Steve Dooley claiming they need foodstamps with the US credit rating tanking and the probability of a double-dip recession. But that wasn't what really bothered Bobbie. It was Steve trying to get control of the phone from her. Margaret Grey was put out by news that colonics are bad for ones health, not good, as Margaret and her friends Lee Majors and William Shatner believe. Frank, for his part, doesn't want any of these colonic people "within 500 feet of me. I don't want them anywhere near me even though I love my wife Margaret. He's great." Dr. Jim Sadler and Chris Norton came on the show....Sadler "soaking in a tub" and Norton at the dance club "One Foot" in Redondo Beach...to give their individual takes on feral donkeys being transported from Hawaii and sterilized. Chris is against it because if word gets out donkeys are being sterilized then every adult star that ever used the word "donkey" in their name....guys like 'The Donkey Express" and "Donk Don"... will be discredited and laughed at.

Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington and the chairman of the Progessive Student Faculty Alliance at the school, knew he was going to have to deal with his conservative students on the stock market dropping 500 points and their blaming Obama for it. So in order to "even the playing field" he smashed the lecture hall thermostat causing the air conditioning to go out and the students to have to sit and sweat and not focus on their arguments. Professor Micksa said he "debated them real good." Mr Don Parsley came on our show tonight to relate to Phil the story of his wife, son, daughter, niece and nephew getting badly hurt in a cattle stampede at the "Eubem County County Fair" (not to be confused with the old county fair known as the Eubem County Fair) According to Mr. Parsley his aforementioned family memers were "hooved, gored and horned" by a "cavalcade of steer," some even breaking away from the others to single out Parsley's son for particularly harsh abuse. This nut even asked for donations so he could pay the hospital bills, declining Phil's $1,000 offer as "not even enough to pay for tap water."

Bob Green of Frazier Foods talked with Phil about the pressure he and other businessmen are under with this recession. The only way for him to let off a little steam and feel like he was makinjg a political statment was to tear up peoples food stamps when they came in the store or pretend to wipe his arm pits with them. Now that the debt ceiling bill has been passed there is money backing up those food stamps and Bob doesn't even have that pressure release anymore. Additionally, during the interview, some employee of Bob's put his lap-top in the microwave by mistake and blew it to pieces. Steve Bosell has been disgusted by the Warren Jeffs, FLDS cult controversy and the fact there is now an audio tape of Jeffs having sex with an underage girl. Steve wants to sue the entire Mormon Church because Steve feels his own morality has been degraded by knowledge of the tapes existence and the fact that he, Steve, wants to "send away for one" once it's made available.

Dr. Ron Tarner returned tonight to talk about The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and it's liberal use of the "N" word. Dr. Tarner feels, in order to "level white people's karma" that the "N" word should be replaced in the book with "Snowflake." Hence Snowflake Jim. It was Vernon Dozier, the football coach, telling Phil that even with this hot weather he tests how tough his football squad is. He has cheerleaders pull up in golf carts with iced down cases of Country Time Lemonade that he drinks from while telling his players to "butch up."

In our first hour Dr. Jim Sadler told Phil that times are tough for doctors too. If people don't pay his bill on time he needs some kind of "emotional pay-back." So, once he has them in an examination room, he'll jiggle the door handle as if he's coming in and then leave or make noises with the chart near the door and then stop or look at a chart in front of a patient and gasp..anything to worry or make them anxious. In the second hour it was an asinine panel with Professor Emory Clayton, Dr. Ron Tarner and Larry Grover...you gotta hear it to believe it. It was SUPPOSED to be about Gabrielle Giffords and the Debt Ceiling Bill but.......

Tonight Steve Bosell took us on a weird journey through the land of "butt dial." When he accidentally calls his daughter from his truck she hears Steve singing along to "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. Well, by sundown the recording of it is all over CK Corona School and in the hands of it's dark head mistress Erica Dorton. Steve calls Delores Blasingame, his blood-sucking laweyer, to insure no one "thinks I'm gay" if they hear the recording... Dean Wheeler drives Phil nuts with the belief that because 40,000 stopped following President Obama on Twitter it's like a physical assault. Never mind they thought the President was spamming them with messages about raising the debt ceiling, Dean said is was "unpatriotic" to unfollow the President!

Clara Bingham shared with Phil her plan for a "punitive tax" against womens clinics that perform abortions since they are terminating someone that otherwise would be paying taxes. Then again they are terminating someone that might be panhandling too "like that saxaphone player you see everyday Mr. Hendrie at the corner of Westlake Blvd. and the 101." Lloyd Bonafide is organizing the "Senior Crusade Sheba Buffet." If the country defaults or otherwise meets messier economic times it's without doubt our seniors will be "eating cat food" says Mr. Bonafide. So he's setting up tables near the Capitol building where he'll serve Sheba cat food on Carr's crackers and "seven grain sprouted bread" to any congressman passing by.

"Best Of" on the radio!

Curt Queedy and Guy Barton of the West Virginia State Senate talked about the debt ceiling, what a "koo-kooback" was (a kickback is crazy so the boys call it a 'koo-kooback'), a "goo-gooback" (a kickback is also childish hence 'goo-gooback') how a woman named "Mrs Fonebone" went into the ringtone business and started "Mrs. Fonebone's Ringtones" and why a deputy sheriff who is the son of Charlestons chief of police belongs in a nut house. Later it was Bob Green, live from "Buena Park Billiards" weighing in on the Netflix price hike. Bob told Phil that while the price was raised the Netflix customer will pay it and stay loyal because "that's what they were told to do, just like I tell my customers: 'You see this baby food. You'll buy it and you'll eat it....even if it's made out of baby because I told you to.'"