"Best Of" on the radio!

"Best Of" on the radio!

"Best Of" on the radio!

Tonight Bobbie Dooley commented on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Casey Anthony, in Bobbie's opinion, has what a lot of women want. She is good looking and she has the eyes of the nation on her. There are nights, Bobbie said, that she looks at her son sleeping and thinks "man he's really asking for it." Just kneel on his arms, push the pillow against his face and say the "Our Father" until the thrashing stops. Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills thinks John Edwards "still has the smell of hog on him." Otherwise he would have done what Ted does..keep a fund for paying people off that insures nothing makes it into the news. Ted keeps the fund topped off by garnishing ten percent from his food server's and cocktail waitresses' tip money. "Ten percent of their tips is generally what they're going to blow on a meth-addict boyfriend with his Rocky and Bullwinkle haircut!" Huh? Thanks to Nathan Vine for the Art Bell bit tonight..sorry we fucked it up a little....as well as the Ted Bell. Thanks to Kevin Meyer for inspiring the Bobbie Dooley bit.

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RC Collins says that for him to fight and die for his country he's going to need better stuff sent from home than handi-wipes and sunflower seeds. He wants the "civilians" to start spending some money. Kegs of root beer and "sausage san'wiches" are what he wants. And no peanuts either.... Charlie LeFountain is the father of a 14 year old girl he wants to protect from predators. He firgures if the kid is repulsive it'll put them off. So he's forcing her to over eat and gain weight until she's obese. He's also not allowing her to shower but two times a week "'til she smells like a goat." Recently he spotted "some creep hanging around a street corner." With his daughter and two of her friends in the car, Charlie stopped, got out some old Navy signalman flags and signaled to the guy "I got four of them...fat and repulsive." Charlie claimed "the guy then turned on his heel and walked straight out of town."

Well, we kicked it off with Reverand David Castorini who, like Representative Anthony Weiner, sent a very graphic picture via Twitter to a young lady. Only Reverand Castorini admits it and says he's apologized to all concerned so people need to stop judging him or they are sinning "against a reverand which is almost as bad as sinning against Jesus." By the way, you don't want to know what it was Castorini sent a picture of. Next hour Stephen Bosell had more problems with April Jr.'s school. Only this time he gives us more information about CK Corona Midle School and it's mysterious headmistress "Erica Dorton" and it ain't good. Thanks to @PHSIdeas at Twitter plus Owen Curnutt (@BreakfastLord) for the Bosell bit and Nicolas Peterson (@Mimekiller) for the Castorini idea.

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