Joining the show this evening was 17 year old LA Canyon High junior Justin McElroy who paid some homeless men and women to run across freeways and streak. He sold the videos for good money and turned the whole thing into an economics class project.... Next up Dr. Ron Tarner. At the school where Dr. Tarner is substituting they take away from children lunches brought from home that don't meet a certain nutritional standard. Dr. Tarner then has these confiscated lunches laid out in the teachers lounge buffet-style to see if there's anything "I can get down my throat."

Margaret Grey calls from Atlanta one day after covering the Masters where she says she wasn't allowed access to the locker room because she is a woman. In point of fact she wasn't allowed access to the locker room because she forgot her press credentials. But no matter, says Margaret. She's sure they discriminate against women at Augusta....she just has to figure out how... Then we welcomed Dave Oliva onto the national show, two days after his appearance on our KFI show. Dave says the reason why there is fan violence is because the ball clubs let people leave early thus pissing off the true fans. Plus, there is reckless driving because NASCAR is providing very poor example with all of those fast races and crashes.

It was Clara Bingham tonight, a teacher at Kendell Elementary in Downey, California, talking about cosmetic surgery for kids that may get bullied for their looks. "The only people that should have the authority to make that call are school teachers, not parents." Code names like "Mighty Mouse" for a boy with big ears and "Matchmaker, Matchmaker" for a girl with a big nose were discussed. David G. Hall, Vice President of Syndication for the Phil Hendrie Show joined Phil tonight. He is campaigning against raising the Texas speed limit to 85. Wth people traveling that fast they won't stop at one of the new hamburger stands David has invested in. They'll just keep on going till they get hungry....around New Mexico.

Two hours with telemarketer Chris Norton tonight who is leaving the adult film business (or at least is taking a break) and running for the California State Senate. Chris said that the only way to hold the "'Publicans feet to the fire is to not only shut down the government but not pay military people either." Chris thinks keeping the paycheck away from military families is smart in case it lands in the hands of "deadbeats and freeloaders." Another area of concern is (but of course) military wives hitting buckets of balls and playing 3 pars trying to get their LPGA cards while their husbands risk death. *The line "Okay lunger, let's do it" was originally in the film "Tombstone."

Tonight Bob Green of Frazier Foods advocated fingerprinting and DNA sampling all adults AND kids taking part in Little League baseball. You don't know what these adults have been up to and you don't know what the kids are going to be up to, says Bob. DNA will help the authorities find out if these kids have any "hunchbacks or Jack the Ripper" in their gene pool... Pastor William Rennick joined the show. His Family Fund Kitchen helps feed poor families. But he also goes "table to table" telling these families he could help them remain anonymous and not be "plastered all over Facebook" if they coughed up $50. If they don't have the money, he could "throw them $50 to warm up the audience."* Then they'd have the bread. *The line "Throw you fifty bucks to warm up the audience" was originally in the film 'Quiz Show." The line "don't that make you wanna eat your flat hat" was originally in the film "The Last Detail."

Larry Grover and Mavis Leonard: Larry is running for Congress and wants points for being honest about dating a 15 year old last summer. Miss Mavis is a substitute teacher who knows which kids play with road kill or wet their beds so she can keep them under control...

It was Stephen Bosell joining Phil in the first hour crying for a refund and damages from Charlie Sheen. In between tears and hyperventilation Steve said it was reasonable to think Sheen would do a good show in Detroit Saturday night. After all he advertised he had tiger blood. Later Reverand David Castorini tried convicing Phil and his audience that the way to "cool-out" Afghan Muslims, outraged after a Koran was burned in Florida, was to burn lots of Bibles in exchange...including one Dave's grandmother gave him on her death bed!