Is there too much DNA exoneration going on? Jay santos thinks so. Even though DNA evidence proved a man's innocence in Texas...after 30 years of incerceration....Jay believes it's better to just keep people in prison, even if they're innocent. Letting them go, he believes, "makes monkeys out of law enforcement." What would he say to a guy locked up for something he didn't do? "Tough toenails." Later on Larry Grover talks about being fired from his job at Culver Print for sexual harassment. A new shop manager arrived and it was a female with a very large chest. So Larry started cavorting around the shop with two volleyballs shoved under his sweater entertaining his male coworkers. The woman walked in on this exhibition and promptly had him fired. Larry thinks that as long as you keep your prejudices to yourself it should be no problem. How was he to know this woman showed up for work on time, every morning, at 9am?

The Western Estates Homeowners Association has a rule that says Christmas lights get turned off after the New Years weekend...but Bobby Dooley, HOA President is disturbed that while they are turned off, they stay affixed to the houses. She thinks this disrespects her authority, that it's taunting her and testing her magnanimity. Bobbie has no choice but to take hostages. Brass Villenueva of Los Malos joined Phil to discuss what he sees as the racism behind New Years resolutions. Only "Anglo-Euros" can afford to have a New Years resolution that's a diet since Hispanics cannot afford the special vegetables and waters that these diets demand. Brass says he's intimidated by fruits and vegetables not picked in Mexico. He feels as if he is not with his "people" when he's standing in the produce section of Vons.

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Tonight David G. Hall guested and railed against a man who won a million dollars in a McDonald's contest. "I have way more dignity than that. If anyone offered me a million dollars I'd hock on the check, fold it in half and stick in the guys shirt pocket. I'm not here to give McDonalds their jollies, winning a contest and having my picture taken with a guy in an orange wig." Jay Santos joined us second hour. Jay feels that people uinloading Christmas presents from their cars and taking them to their homes pose a risk. What's in the packages? Are they really presents....or do they contain the makings for an at-home bomb factory. Jay and his CAP sub-commanders try a variety of things to get people to drop their packages. Tossing a rubber black widow spider onto the package is one way. They also use those fake rubber vomit puddles to try and gross people out. In our third and final hour we replay "A Phil Hendrie Christmas Carol" from 2009 starring Bud Dickman as Ebeneezer Dickman.