Hour 1:Chris Norton joins the program to talk about "Millennium Singles Directory", a respectful list of women's names who have been molested as a child, Chris says that based on his experience these are not good women for a relationship.Hour 2:While showing his son how to "pop the clutch" in his Corvette, restaurant owner Ted Bell accidentally hit one of his busboys in the parking lot.Hour 3:Margaret Gray sings Pink Floyd's "Welcome to the Machine" with her own lyrics. The RC Collins "Blows-A-Meter" sizes up the latest "Teachers" ratings. Phil fell off a ladder yesterday. Phil talks about how he will miss his characters after his retirement. Harvey Wireman reads from futoncritic.com. Phil mentions other radio personalities that he admires and reads some e-mail.

Hour 1:Margaret Gray is proposing that a three and a half story statue of Tom Cruise be erected on the corner of Hollywood & Highland. Ande Santa Maria calls in and joins the discussion.Hour 2:After a survey was released that said most people can't find Iraq on a map, Bobbie Dooley joins the program to say "So what?" Bobbie is currently waiting for her brother Dean's trial to begin...he is being charged with attempted murder.Hour 3:Phil talks about the "Teachers" ratings, the new KFI clips available on philhendrieshow.com, the upcoming poker tournament, and the My Friends Place "Best of" CDs. The PHS presents: Jim Deal's Wild World of Exotic Animals. The PHS show presents: The Elliot Vaneer Show. Phil reads some e-mails and talks about how hard it is to sell his show.

Hour 1:High School senior Justin McElroy doesn't want to attend Grad Night in a bus. He thinks the students should be allowed to drive themselves in their own cars. In retalliation Justin has put up an offensive website to show how angry kids are about the decision.Hour 2:Margaret Gray helps Phil reminisce about his radio days in 1990. Lloyd Bonafide wants to know if Phil read the story about Kevin Costner playing with himself at a massage parlor. A caller named Christian calls in from a newsstand where he's seen the Kevin Costner story. Charlie hates Phil's show, always has, but he always listens. RC Collins thinks Paul Newman was yankin' it at a massage parlor. Harvey Wireman says Phil's paranoid for thinking Jamie Kennedy stole his show idea from Phil.Hour 3:Pastor William Rennick weighs in on the Kevin Costner story and then sings the hits of Supertramp. Dave Oliva reads a news story about Randall "Duke" Cunningham.