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Friday, March 10, 2006

Hour 1:Phil plugs the upcoming live chat on Sweetfeatheryjesus.com, taking place on March 13th. Margaret Gray joins the program to talk about the spring television season, she thinks Phil should use the "Teachers" publicity photos that show a bulge in his pants.Hour 2:Herb Sewell joins program to discuss people who are released from custody as sex offenders. He believes he should be allowed "controlled road rage" while driving to vent his frustration of being in a society that still doesn't trust him.Hour 3:Phil plays a flashback, plugs his upcoming live chat, and his TV show "Teachers." Phil says TV and radio is a fantasy word and rants about the Mafia. David G. Hall tells Bud to shut up and stop giving Phil a hard time. RC Collins remarked to his date at his annual Commandants Ball, "Colder than a witches boob, ain't it?"

Thursday, March 9, 2006

Hour 1:Phil's back from filming! Phil discusses being tape delayed in San Diego and the wrap party for "Teachers." Frank Gray has an ice bag on his penis because he told Margaret she had a cold sore. Phil rants about people in television, how he might do 10 years for running a crotch rocket off the road, and then reads some e-mails.Hour 2:Jim Sadler wears a leopard brief when he goes to stretching class, he says it's nothing to be scandalized about because he's in great condition.Hour 3:Rev.Jim Polly of "Romantic Ministries" is against homosexuality and has stated that best way to convert the homosexuals is to go right into their bedrooms. Just because a person is a sexual deviant doesn't mean they're lost and he will do anything it takes to convert them, even if it's a sex act.

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Hour 1:Larry Grover is on to talk about his new enterprise called "Date Night Debit." If the night doesn't go well, the man is entitled to 70% of his money back.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier is on the show to say he has it on good authority that most women who receive child support money spend it on lip hair removal instead of the kids......Hour 3:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will patrol beaches and parks this summer to make sure that parents who put sun lotion on their kid "aren't getting their cookies."

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

Hour 1:Raj Feneen swears the child pornography found on his computer by police isn't his...He says his neighbor hacked in and put it there because he hates Arabs and has "a mind clogged with grease from fast food."....Hour 2:Alf calls in from Miami, he runs a deli that is serving the "Hendrie Dog" in honor of Phil. Lloyd calls in with an opposing view. Police officer Ben Rathman says the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile had an attempted hijacking. RC Collins checks in with a question about TV coroners. Phil discusses the movie "Punk Attitude", Lil Ian Anderson calls in to talk about the beginning of punk rock in London. Hal & Viola check in to see how Phil's doing since the passing of his mother.Hour 3:Bobbie Dooley found a Burmese cat that belongs to her neighbor but she refuses to return it to its owner.

Monday, March 6, 2006

Hour 1:Steve Bosell is suing Las Vegas. He says he has gone there with the sole intention of going to his hotel room, taking a shower, putting on a nice cardigan sweater and a pair of Dockers and going down stairs to the tables to play black jack and drink ice water. But no sooner does he get off the plane then the doorman at the hotel is "sending messages telepathically" telling him to go to Olympic Gardens where Steve proceeds to get drunk and drop 1500 bucks on lap dances.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier listened as a female student told him she and her boyfriend were experimenting sexually and that she was afraid of getting pregnant. Vernon tells Phil that "naturally I got aroused" and that she found out because "I was wearing Spandex cycling shorts" but that he wanted to help her. He advised her to try "the back door."Hour 3:Clara Bingham plays cow sound effects, laugh tracks and other insulting noises when overweight children come on campus in order to get them to cry to their parents about it. It's then that Clara can confront these parents who, with every plate of flapjacks they serve, say "I Hate You" to their children.

Friday, March 3, 2006

Hour 1:Dave Oliva wants to advise people that garage sales are crap. He thinks there's a mass hypnosis that occurs when people see a garage sale sign and that it's time to call a spade a spade. All he's saying is that when comes to garage sales... "Buyer beware!" if it's not busted they wouldn't be selling it.Hour 2:Chris Norton discusses a technique he developed called the "Chris Norton Clean Break 2006" that keeps the women he sleeps with off his back.Hour 3:Margaret Grey believes the US Army is filled with Lynndie England's, "a lurching mob of 'gloids."

Thursday, March 2, 2006

Hour 1:Justin McElroy is planning a student walkout at his school on March 10th... if George W. Bush does not immediately withdraw troops from Iraq then the students will strike. Justin expects a 100% participation from students whether or not they believe in the cause.Hour 2:R.C. promotes his new Bradley Military Academy gear that will be available in the Phil Hendrie Souvenir Shop... Jay Santos, Bobbie, and Ted call in to get their merch plugs in. Larry Grover calls in to tell Phil he enjoys the show better when it's pre-recorded. Phil plays the Mint Green Jingle submitted by a listener from Sweetfeatheryjesus.com. David G. Hall plays the "Saw an American" jingle and then Raj Faneen calls in to sing it. Phil plays a clip of Combover Boy. Jeff Dowder comments on the 1 million dollar Ferrari that crashed on the P.C.H.Hour 3:Bob Greene of Frazier Foods to talk about the Brokeback Mountain Olympics, a contest where married women put bananas down their throat.

Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Hour 1:Jeff Dowder claims pureeing hallucinogenic mushrooms will cure cracked feet. Lloyd Bonifide makes the puree and gets high. The Elliot Vaneer show: Elliot was diagnosed with AIDS today! Dean is looking for the Hollywood Sign, Margaret Gray calls in to help. Phil thinks we are the most advanced species in the universe.Hour 2:Jay Santos joins the program to talk about the "Citizens Auxiliary Police Basketball Follies," an entertainment/comedy basketball team he has devised that performs at high schools around Southern California. Jay discusses the fact that after their performances they'll often meet up with the kids (most of which happen to be girls) and take them out for some fast food in their convertibles.Hour 3:Steve Bosell is suing Herbal Essence Shampoo because he says the commercials that show a woman moaning pleasurably as she shampoos with the product send the message that women don't need men "just a locked door and en electric toothbrush."

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Hour 1:Herb Sewell claims a listener says he sounds like George Takei from Star Trek. Vernon Dozier joins the program to discuss recent charges of cruelty to an African Grey Parrot. Phil talks about show downloads and reads some more e-mail.Hour 2:Raj Faneen with his usual American baiting...Raj says the Constitutions guarantee of free press is what allowed Newsweek to print the Koran story which got "15,000 Packies carved up." Then he asks the requisite question of the callers: "Do you super size?"Hour 3:Larry Grover tells Phil and his audience that, although slavery was a terrible thing, the "purchasing agents" that sent the slaves to America actually brought African people to a better place......

Monday, February 27, 2006

Hour 1:Chris Norton talks about Colin Farrell allegedly having sex with a Playboy bunny. Lloyd Bonifide calls in to comment on a photo of Vietnam he saw on the Phil Hendrie Show website. Phil reads some e-mail and rants about Satellite radio and Goose Gossage.Hour 2:Bill Clutterman continues! David G. Hall calls in to tell Phil to quit going on about his affiliates being tape delayed. Bob Bakian reports that Bill O'Reilly was just raped in the Fox parking garage. Phil plugs the website, talks about "Teachers", and reads some E-mail.Hour 3:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.

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