Monday, January 17, 2005 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is on to promote the Western Estates Wintertacular, which features a Thai themed fashion show, displaying the clothing the Thai people wore when they were hit with a tidal wave. Bobbie gets defensive when asked about the proceeds going to charity, and says she does not need the publicity of donating to the Tsunami fund, unlike that attention whore Sandra Bullock. Phil finishes the hour with more tsunami shtick. (Repeat) Hour 2: Paster William Rennick joins the program to discuss the “Holocaust of abortion” that is going on with today’s youth. He says that since we cannot stop young people from having sex, he would rather encourage the youngsters to engage in deviant sex, then to have another “fetus on the fire.” While Paster Rennick is still on the segment, Phil plays a flashback of Pastor Rennick honoring Rick James following his death by dancing to ‘Give it to me baby.’ (Repeat) Hour 3: Robert Green is the descendant of plantation owners. He is suing the federal government and 39 black members of congress over reparations, saying when the country freed the slaves, his family lost everything! (Repeat) Show log by Kyle Davis

Friday, January 14, 2005 Hour 1: FIRST HALF - Chris has a sexy dance move he wants to show Brad Pitt; it uses "Eye Of The Tiger". SECOND HALF - Playing With Dad's Guns with Brian Worsham. Last segment is Art Bell with Gen Johnson Jameson holding a Princess Diana seance. He says ghosts have their own radio frequency. He only picks up Captain Kangaroo, the Little Rascals, the Jetsons, and other TV shows, and never makes contact. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley's kids are wearing Afro "fright wigs" and eating bananas at school to celebrate MLK Day. Bobbie says her son said he wants to looks more like a black and be closer to Dr. King, and Bobbie says her boy doesn't lie. Hour 3: Pastor Rennick says whites should work on MLK Day. Phil closes with flashback of Raj Fahneen.

Thursday, January 13, 2005 Hour 1: Raj Faheen joins the Phil Hendrie Show, representing Iraqi Action in America, to discuss the mistreatment of Iraqis. Raj quickly diverts the conversation to Americans’ love of fast food and the hypocrisy, since Iraqis are starving. Raj consistently tells Phil and the callers to ‘shut their mouth’, and then ends his segment with a rendition of “Saw an American.” Margaret Gray and Lloyd Bonifide sing songs for tsunami relief. Hour 2: Phil talks about gridlock on the LA freeways. Father James McQuarters joins the show for a segment discussing Prince Harry photographed in a Nazi uniform. Next up is the Ozzy Osborne Show, and it’s real messed up. Finally, Scared Straight: Disneyland Edition! Hour 3: The third hour kicks off with Bob Bakian reporting that President Bush intends to use finger quotations when he says God during his address. Darren Brown, program director from affiliate C93 in Pierre, South Dakota checks in to tell Phil about the listeners in Pierre, right before Bud comes through the phone and kills him. Blaine Baxter hosts Wondering-Eye poetry, and can’t keep that wonky eye in check. Kenny Rogers has a Tsunami Relief Special, featuring a bunch of celebrities only your parents might recognize. Harvey Wireman hosts Law Talk with a puppet of Johnny Cochran. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-12-30 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-12-08 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2005-01-03 hour two.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 Hour 1: Phil welcomes Steve Bosell to discuss his latest lawsuit. Steve filed a police report after a driver in a Rolls Royce endangerd Steve and his kids in a near collision. Steve assumes that the driver of the Rolls Royce must be a member of the LA Lakers because the car was two-toned, with tinted windows and spinners. Steve’s wife, April Bosell, got the copy of the police report to find out the driver of the Rolls Royce was an elderly white man. April laughed so hard she said she was going to “shoot out a log.” Steve has now filed suit against his wife and his neighbor, Roy Hutchens, for affliction of emotional distress. Hour 2: Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, talks to Phil about frivolous lawsuits. His deli manager, referred to as Albright, is suing Bob for sexual harassment, after he asked her out for a drink on four occasions. He claims that because Albright’s husband cheated on her with his secretary, that means “she’s in play.” Bob was further influenced to hit on her after Karl Malone allegedly made a pass on Kobe Bryant’s wife, and if Karl Malone can do it, why can’t he? Hour 3: Justin McElroy, a junior at Canyon High School, is protesting the ROTC on campus. He feels that his generation is smarter than previous generations, and they do not need basic training in the military. They get all the training they need playing Halo 2. Show log by Kyle Davis

Monday, January 10, 2005 Hour 1: Don Parsley calls into the Phil Hendrie Show. Don has experienced the tragedy of the LA mudslides destroying his home, and now his wife and son are in the hospital. He’s not asking for money, but if you are donating, Don argues that you should give to him first (instead of tsunami victims) because he’s a white man and an American. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonifide joins the program. He is cautioning other drivers to stay away from his RV on the roads, especially during rainy or inclement weather. Lloyd warns that vehicles encroaching the perimeter of his RV could create a gas fire that would make history. Hour 3: The third hours starts with Bud disgusted about food in Phil’s teeth. David G. Hall orders Bud to inspect Phil’s mouth. Phil takes a call from a guy named Ray Henderson who is filing a lawsuit over his son's injuries sustained during a car wash turned into a tsunami thrill ride. Coast to Coast with Art Bell: General Johnson Jamison attempts to surf the LA river, but can only traverse the water momentarily before getting wedged in with a discarded refrigerator.

Friday, January 7, 2005 Hour 1: The Skippy and Frank Show kicks off the program. Skippy and Frank call into Thai food restaurants to tell the workers that all their relatives died in the tsunami. It’s real cutting edge comedy! Then they get fired… again. Phil talks tsunami damage further and considers if a tidal wave of that magnitude would create the same destruction should it happed to LA. Bud has breaking news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston split. Bud attempts to interview Jennifer Anniston from the bathroom at the LA Laker game. And a caller informs Phil that he’s got the rights to ‘Phil Hendrie Show’ and that Phil is breaking copyright law! Hour 2: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 3: Harvey Wireman hosts Senior Chat. Tonight’s discussion revolves around which odious political opinions can you get away with among your family and loved ones because you are old and feeble. Later, Little Judy Horick is on the program. She is 5-year-old girl but she sounds like a 52 year old man. Phil reads the news. David G. Hall convinces Phil to let Tsunami Sam back on the air. Bob Bakian reports some bad news.

Thursday, January 6, 2005 Hour 1: Pastor Rennick would rather see teens having deviant sex rather than allowing another 'fetus in the fire'. He says he's seen porn movies: black on white, white on black, backdoor, all of that (07m) and he'd rather have that than some ghoul with a pitchfork unloading a truck of fetuses. He says God doesn't approve deviant sex but the Pastor is trying to talk him into it. Hour 2: Doug Dannger says that because he's gay, you can trust his movie reviews. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder with Hypothetical America (no bread and what caused tsunami). Father McQuarters on tsunami. Love Songs With Bob off mike.

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 Hour 1: Law Talk with Harvey Wireman kicks off the show. As usual, Harvey forgot his glasses, and he is so senile that he cannot read nor remember ‘tsunami,’ which is the topic of the segment. Tsunami talks continue, as Bud has the brilliant idea to clean up the tsunami disaster area with Bounty towels. Phil plays the flashback “Cat Sex,” a classic in which cats are having sex in Bobbie Dooley’s yard, and she is concerned whether the sex is consensual. Earl Pants Car Talk gets a segment has Earl Pants trying out the latest GPS unit. Also an appearance by Tsunami Sam. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is on to promote the Western Estates Wintertacular, which features a Thai themed fashion show, displaying the clothing the Thai people wore when they were hit with a tidal wave. Bobbie gets defensive when asked about the proceeds going to charity, and says she does not need the publicity of donating to the Tsunami fund, unlike that attention whore Sandra Bullock. Phil finishes the hour with more tsunami shtick. Hour 3: It’s the Combover Boy Show! Briefly into the segment, David G. Hall interrupts to tell Phil that he crossed the line with the Combover Boy bit by mentioning child prostitution. Phil talks about his female fans, awful drivers, and his house near El Pacifico. Bud asks Phil about “bulge-out pants”.

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler comes on the program representing an organization called “Hands around the World.” Dean debates Phil’s claim that Thailand has a problem with child prostitution and child pornography. Dean gets deeply offended Phil says he “doesn’t have a whole lot of sympathy for a country that supports child prostitution”. David G. Hall calls in irate with Phil, and forbids him from saying the phrase “child prostitution”, and the conversation leads David to take extreme measures. During a call from a charming woman named Edith, Dean and David break into song. Later, Phil discusses his plan for one day saying the F-word on the air. Hour 2: Phil talks about Cortaslim and his bad back. Show flashback “death with dignity.” Darren Brown, program director from C93 in Pierre, South Dakota, calls in to ask Phil to talk about the tsunami less; Bud kills him again. Phil talks about native extras in movies. Hour 3: Vernon Dozer, teacher at Belmont Academy, joins the program to discuss a recent lesson in which he taught his students that George Bush hopes for a holocaust style tsunami that will wipe out the west coast and kill millions of people. Vernon encouraged the kids not to tell their parents about the lesson. One of the students did, and Vernon got a call from the kid’s parents. As the result of this student “sticking a shank so far into Vernon’s back”, he has decided to quit teaching.