Tuesday, December 21, 2004 Hour 1: Robert Green is the descendant of plantation owners. He is suing the federal government and 39 black members of congress over reparations, saying when the country freed the slaves, his family lost everything! Hour 2: Phil tells the story about his clash with Brian Cox of the Miami Dolphins while Phil worked for WIOD in Miami. Phil would do a bit called The Brian Cox Show, based on Brian Cox’s often vulgar and inappropriate on field behavior. This bit led to Cox filing a $15 million lawsuit for slander and misappropriation of likeness on air. Ever since, Phil has held a grudge against Brian Cox, up until running into him the previous Saturday night. By request flashback of Art Griego arguing that Thanksgiving should be a white holiday. He disputes that since blacks were brought to this country against their will, what do they have to be thankful for? Hour 3: It’s the Combover Boy Show! Today, Comb questions why you have to drug senior citizens in order to get some “Christmas nookie” from them. Phil talks about his marriage. Jeff Dowder joins the program for “Wouldn’t it be funny if.” Colonial Buck Negro hosts a segment to talk about the issues of the day, and he will not be swayed! Phil rants about Glenn Beck lifting his show, and Martha Stewart’s activity while in prison. Harvey Wireman joins Phil to talk about Robert Stroud, the Birdman of Alcatraz. Harvey, however, does not have his glasses, has a cheese log stuck in his throat, and in general is so senile that he cannot postulate a sound argument. The Chef Carl Chadillia Show gets a segment. Callers are irate as Carl uses a pickle to represent the Baby Jesus. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Monday, December 20, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-04-09 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-05-03 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2004-03-12 hour one.

Friday, December 17, 2004 Hour 1: Biff Heaven Experience. How Deep Is Your Love, She Drives Me Crazy, Urgent, Pina Colada, Second That Emotion, More Than A Woman, Only The Lonely, Light Up, Canoza. guests on reparations. Hour 2: Clara Bingham says black doctors usually overbill white patients to help claim slave reparations. Hour 3: Gene Klein gives a demonstration of his professional ass-kissing kills on Phil's boss David G Hall. Kenny Rogers Christmas special. Phil e-mail, car covers.

Thursday, December 16, 2004 Hour 1: Phil welcomes Pastor William Rennick as a guest in the first hour. Pastor Rennick has a sermon he is preaching for the Christmas season called “Crisis in Faith.” In his oration, he argues that while everyone celebrated the birth of Jesus, it was a slap to the face of Joseph as his wife was pregnant with the child of another man. It did not matter that God was the father to Jesus; Joseph’s reaction should have been to put buckshot in the man who impregnated his wife. Later, Logan joins the show for “My Grandpa Says.” Hour 2: RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joins the show in the second hour. RC discusses how he strives to enter the 101st Airborne after he graduates, and go on to fight the war in Iraq. That said, he argues that people that he is fighting for are not worthy of his sacrifice for the country (spoken as if he is currently fighting.) Women have loose morals, they dress scantily clad, and they are over aggressive (all traits he does not like), stemming from them being molested at the church. Jeff Dowder comes on for Hypothetical America. Today’s topic is “What would it be like if people could fly,” and in Jeff’s scenario, the ramifications of human flight would lead to mass suicides. Hour 3: Bud reflects on Jeff’s segment from the last hour. Phil talks about video games and his new car, the 2005 convertible Jackass, and then touches on his marriage. In response, Bud plays sentimental music. Public Television presents “Fooling around with Dad’s gun,” with Brian Warshan. David G. Hall has Phil hooked up to the show monitor for being dull. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 Hour 1: Tonight Phil has a very special guest in studio - Santa Claus! Phil and Santa take phone calls from listeners, and the first caller is little Judy Horowitz; she is a 5 year old girl, but due to a birth defect, she sounds like a 52 year old man. Santa suspects it is all a set up, and kicks Phil’s ass. Phil talks about his experience at Restoration Hardware. David G. Hall comes on with an editorial comment on teenage binge drinking. Phil plays a flashback request of RC Collins and “Big Tin Wiener.” Hal and Viola check in on their way to Laughlin, asking Phil his thoughts about their nephew who raped a woman at knifepoint. Rudy Canoza calls in to sing “White Christmas.” Bob Bakian reports on the discovery of water on Mars. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association have joined the show to discuss their holiday mixer. They are encouraging Phil to come to the party so that he can meet a beautiful, young, 35 year old woman who is twice divorced. Bobbie insists that Phil needs stay active since he is having marital issues, and should get to know this young woman. We are treated to a segment of “Sew me up so tight I’m talking through a hole in my face” with Sheila Scully and Dr. Jack Briscoe. Dr. Jack gives Sheila boob implants so large she has to carry them with a wheelbarrow. Raj Faheen comes on to sing an extended version of “Saw an American.” Hour 3: Phil talks about the company Christmas party coming up that weekend. Darren Brown from C93 in Pierre, South Dakota checks in to tell Phil it takes a lot of talent to do his show, but many of the listeners and advertisers do not get it. Lonely Hearts Radio with Delilah gets a segment. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 Hour 1: Bob Green thinks it's a good time to ask an supermarket employee out on a date after her husband cheats on her. Hour 2: Phil thinks about buying a hybrid. Jeff Dowder on Extreme Nudity Softball. Darren Fitzgerald. Phil on neighbor annoyances. David G Hall. callers. Phil closes by apologizing to and making amends with Maria. Hour 3: Raj Fahneen says immigrants will triumph in American society because regular Americans are becoming slobs.

Monday, December 13, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton thinks the courts should have talked first with the other women who didn't mind being dumped by Scott Peterson. Hour 2: Holiday cooking skit. Phil thinks about disappearing. Jim Hunt's travel show. Phil on CD printing problem, guys strutting at event, email. Gary Snail Computer Show. Phil on spam. Jim Rome Show. Hour 3: David G Hall wonders why Phil sounds so down. Senior Chat with Harvey Wireman. Phil on Motley Crue reunion. Phil on growing archive and FCC problem.

Friday, December 10, 2004 Hour 1: Wandering Eye Poetry Night with Before Christmas while grocery shopping. Phil on Iraq armor, Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain. Earl Pants on protective vehicle armor. Phil won't fly private jets. email. Hour 2: Steve Bosell is suing the driver of a Rolls Royce who cut him off, and it must have been an LA Laker or Bernie Mac since the windows were tinted. Hour 3: Clara Bingham took her class on a boat trip to Catalina to show her white students just how fun Christmas on a slave ship could be.

Thursday, December 9, 2004 Hour 1: Phil talks about being afraid on a ladder, hiring Christmas kids. producer tells Phil to use a laugh track. Kenny Rogers Christmas Special. Phil on X-mas decorations. Flashback Mavis on trailer trash.mp. Hour 2: Justin McElroy wants the ROTC kicked out of his high school, because he gets all the military training he could possibly need from playing Halo 2. Hour 3: Chris Norton is worried drinking eggnog might give him 'nog-lip' and make him look gay. Phil on women dancing. The Prince of Darkness. Phil on email, peppers, stupid Texan. Hal+Viola snorting tequila.mp.

Wednesday, December 8, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier led his football team to over 230 victories, so nobody should give him crap about him having an email relationship with a female student. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier. Logan updates us on grandpa's rants. Flashback Lloyd's guns in the house. Jeff Dowder Wouldn't It Be Funny If. Darren Browne from C93. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler pulled down a child's pants and spanked him for Christmas caroling, blaming his loss of control on President Bush.