Friday, September 5, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says medical marijuana patients are about to die so why waste good dope on them. Hour 3: Don Parsley is demanding his fiancee's engagement ring back because she's black and won't whiten her skin when he takes them to see his family.

Thursday, September 4, 2003 Hour 1: Ruben Estavar is a Latino who claims that Mexicans work twice as hard as Americans. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 3, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley with Youth For Sports says parents should stay out of kids sports activities because they don't know anything about it. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover claims his ex-wife is trying to get custody by making their daughter act sexually provocative in order to get get him horny. She says stuff like "who wants hot tuna". (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about how the Democratic Party is a shell of what it once was; says the U.S. should not be paying for illegal immigrant services.

Tuesday, September 2, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing a Jerry Lewis telethon because he was traumatized seeing all the freaks with physical handicaps. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, September 1, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, August 29, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-08-27 hour one. Bobbie Dooley Princess Diana show. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-15 hour one. Cabinetmaker taking porn. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-08-04 hour one. Looking for thong underwear at schools.

Thursday, August 28, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-15 hour two. Summer camp songs. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-08-28 hour one. Lloyd Bonafide on RV tailgating at the Snake River. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-08-01 hour two. Kobe Bryant stealing the limelight.

Wednesday, August 27, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-01 hour two. Terminator and the police. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-14 hour three. Daughter married an Italian. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-16 hour one. Praying for the troops.

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-08-20 hour three. Pre-Ambert Alert. Hour 2: RERUN of 1st half of 2002-08-13 hour three (BVI Elvis wigs) & 2nd half of 2002-01-09 hour one (CNO Problems that men have). Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-07-24 hour one. Kobe Bryant and pushy women.

Monday, August 25, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-16 hour three. Cowardly US troops. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-11-25 hour one. Airport lines for VIPs. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-08 hour two. Flat chested lingerie.