Monday, November 4, 2002

Friday, November 1, 2002 Show Log by Paulus Dintinus Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing AT&T because his son doesn’t get any cell phone calls and AT&T doesn’t have how to get calls in their instruction manual. Joe Dickhead & the Professor with NFL picks while tap-dancing. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is on with her new book “Live Through Me.” It's a new series that lets women know what it’s like to be treated like a whore at P.F. Changs. Phil plays an excerpt from a 1962 radio show with Bob Crane on KFI AM 640. Flasback with Bob Green from yesterday's show. Hour 3 R.C. Collins chats with Phil about the demise of Bud Dickman, R.C.’s position on the show and Phil’s mental stability. All parties are created by Phil. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell “In Search Of Jack Frost” with General Johnson Jameson. Phil talks to R.C. again.

Thursday, October 31, 2002  Show Log by Paul "Paul" Dintino Hour 1: Father McQuarters joins in with some Halloween safety. Have fun but be aware of evil cannibalistic cults & prepare for physical harm to your children. Phil talks about playing “The Sims” computer game. Hour 2: Bud Dickman discusses the things that sound dirty on Halloween. Phil fires/kills the Bud on the air. Hour 3: Bob Green tries to explain why he sexually assaulted a female employee who was wearing a costume for Halloween.

Wednesday, October 30, 2002  Show log by Paul Wednesday, October 30, 2002 Hour 1: Phil starts off discussing some events in the news. His thoughts on Haitian's and takes some calls on immigrants. David is on with a flashback from yesterday's show. Hour 2: Dr. Jim Sadler is with The National Business Advertisers and they think kids should watch 5 hours of TV daily in order to bolster the economy. Some talk about that Lakers. Hour 3: Rudy Canoza explains why he thinks it’s okay for him to slap the food out of the hands of fat women. He tells a caller to “go suck the bone of a pork chop.” He's also back with a little “La La La.” Foghorns are used.

Tuesday, October 29, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino III Hour 1: Paul Tubby Lane with his horror house has a rape room, strap-on room, dildo jungle and a guy in a lazy-boy sucking himself off. Hour 2: David G. Hall comes on and takes issue with Phil’s comments about Streisand & thinks Phil could be in danger, but David is on acid. David makes Phil play Streisand songs to get him down off acid. Flashback with Margaret. Hour 3: Phil plays a clip from him at Disneyland from 1998. Smilin’ Eddy with a commercial for “Sleep Warehouse.”

Monday, October 28, 2002  Show Log by P. Dintino Hour 1: Bobbie & Steve Dooley are forcing the residents of Western Estates to see the new “Jack Ass” movie. If they don't they will have extra assessments on their houses. Phil talks some Jack Ass. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler is on with a classic. Phil takes some calls and talks some news of the day. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is not happy about the term “Trick Or Treat.” If he hears it from a kid, he's going to call “Nine-Eleven.” Dog feces is included. Phil tells the secret of the show

Friday, October 25, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Peter and Paul" Dintino Hour 1: Phil begins with some news about the snipers and the Nation of Islam. Phil takes some calls on the snipers. Bob Green hates actors in a flashback. Joe Dickhead & The Professor, Live from a roller-coaster at New York, New York in Vegas with NFL Picks. Hour 2: Mavis Leonard says senior citizens are saddened the sniper has been caught, because it was so enjoyable to watch on TV. Flashback with Jeff Dowder and his haunted mansion. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler is on about his book “Healing in Distress” as he prepares women for the inevitable infidelity by their husbands. R.C. Collins sneaks in to talk about the movie he just saw (Jack Ass).

Thursday, October 24, 2002  Show Log by Herr Dintino, he of New Jersey Hour 1: Jeff Dowder is on about a retarded kid jumped out of a window of a haunted house he was working at. He thinks mentally retarded kids are as strong as apes so people should be ok with that. Lloyd comes on to talk about the D.C. Snipers. Hour 2: Robert Green (talent agent) doesn't like actors but people shouldn't be mad at them because we as viewers made them think their stuff doesn't smell. Phil explains he did the voice of Bob. Hour 3: Phil starts off with “do it like the guy does it in the movie.” Godfather Pt. 2 with Hyman Roth and Michael Corleone is discussed. “This is the business we've chosen.” Phil takes some calls and reads some email. The Colonel Buck Negro show is on!

Wednesday, October 23, 2002 Show Log by P. D. Hour 1: Don Berman from Channel 19 news is on. Don explains why the media holds back vital public safety info from the public. The news has the right to hold back the news until the public is ready for it. Hour 2: Phil starts the hour talking about the sniper investigation. He discusses other serial killers in the past in America including the BTK and Happy Face killers. Phil invites callers to play a game called “Have you got a pair?” Flashback with Jay Santos and Lloyd with the belt-sander bit. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier and his attorney Harvey Wireman think scary Halloween decorations should be outlawed. Vernon pees in his pants at times.

Tuesday, October 22, 2002 Show Log by Mr. Paul Dintino Hour 1: Jay Santos and the Citizen's Auxiliary Police are conducting flare-drops & belt-sanding paint off of cars to see if they have been re-painted. Classic Lloyd and Jay interaction with the “scull sexed” mention in this hour! Hour 2: Dave Oliva wants people to respect the D.C. Police who are trying to catch the sniper or else they will stop trying. He wants to be LAPD. Hour 3: The Beltway Sniper is interviewed by Entertainment Tonight about his upcoming movie. Phil takes some calls. Skippy & Frank from KKOW want to get the beltway sniper laid by one of their of female listeners. Phil discusses more sniper news