Tuesday, June 18, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley was going into people's homes for security checks at night to prevent child abductions. because one man didn't get a memo, Ms. Dooley's husband was assaulted and she's outraged. Phil closes on the future of America in Afghanistan. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler on Terry Barton who started a wildfire. says her feelings are important and notes that callers who would hypothetically save trees rather than a baby should be manning the vacuum at an abortion clinic.

Monday, June 17, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier had a bad Fathers Day because he shot an 88 score on the golf course but his 5-year old raved about Tiger Woods, so he slapped him. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, June 14, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos (starts 10 minutes in) of the Citizens Auxiliary police is outside stores checking to see if children are bastard children. He ends getting on some tangent about God being hydrogen-based and people being carbon-based. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, June 13, 2002 Hour 1: Steve Bosell was drunk at a Lakers game, pulled his pants down, and showed up at a news van where he appeared on TV. He is humiliated and is suing everyone. Phil closes wondering how anchor Robert McKernan ever got on the air. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, June 12, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley pulled her kids out of school because of the sex ed classes and because of a gay agenda with boys encouraged to eat bananas and girls to slurp peaches.

Tuesday, June 11, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell says Paul McCartney married his new wife Heather Mills with limbs missing because he pitied her. Hour 3: Brass Villanueva says the guy in Chicago who took a dirty bomb into an airport had no choice because of the way Latinos are treated in this country.

Monday, June 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins (starts 10 minutes in) is shook up about news about dirty bombs, and says that he'll fight in the Marines as long as he doesn't have to 'fight in no radiation war'. A young sea cadet calls in. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, June 7, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, June 6, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton says Spiderman is causing kids to think that celibacy is cool, making them want to be priests who abuse kids. Chris said they needed to spice it up with X-rated sex scenes. Callers say this is ridiculous: it's a family movie. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is with Mothers Against Peer Pressure and does not want sluts leading her son astray. another teen pressured him into going on a car chase. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, June 5, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell is canceling a charity outing at a Staples Center Lakers game for mentally challenged kids because he doesn't want people like Jack Nicholson to see him hanging out with retards. He was under the impression the kids were just poor. Hour 3: VARIETY.