Hour 1: Brass Villanueva of Los Malos is troubled by the Harry Potter movie being released during Ramadan. Phil closes talking about what is stupid comedy. Hour 2: Bob Green invested a million dollars on commemorative Magic Johnson HIV souvenirs and they aren't selling. Phil closes promoting the website and its downloadable shows. Hour 3: Margaret Gray, war correspondent, had a terrifying experience with her Discover card being declined at the hotel bar. She says Christiane Amanpour was not the first war slut. Phil closes on war journalism.

Hour 1: RC Collins is a military cadet and clarifies some misconceptions that Phil and other civilian callers have about the military and combat. commandant Harvey Wireman appears at 30m. Phil closes laughing about the Taliban National Anthem. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about Afghanistan bombings. SECOND HALF. Bob McGraw is promoting Afghanistan charities to increase his spa business earnings. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley accidentally shot the pool man and tries to justify it by saying our country is under attack and she might have gotten raped. Phil closes talking about ruining one's credit.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about the perks of traveling in the radio business. SECOND HALF. Roland Schwinn says Barbra Streisand made such a great speech at the Emmys that her property taxes should be nullified. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier runs airport security where he uses 'retards' as screeners. 'Plane Go Boom'. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about unsympathetic Middle Easterners post-9-11. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about airport security and the Plane Go Boom sketch, David G Hall and callers comment. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman with Weekly Top 10.

Hour 1: Ted Bell wants Americans to grow a pair of testicles and fly again like him, except he flies private charters. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder, after RC Collins calls and tries to hang up, takes exception to the new terrorist threats against the West Coast. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler and his northern California vigil says Americans need to reconcile their Thanksgiving guilt for "Ganistan" by receiving a hot grease enema from a turkey baster. He takes it from another man one time per year, and says if he was Osama bin Laden he would have done things differently.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley went into her friend Janice's house wearing a surgical mask because it smelled bad. Hour 2: Jay Santos with Operation Kringle. He is intercepting childrens letters to Santa Claus and destroying them in a microwave on the popcorn setting in case they are laced with anthrax. He is telling kids that Santa isn't real. Hour 3: Chris Norton is offering to give women some human contact by having sex with them. He charges women that look subpar, such as one breast bigger than the other.

Hour 1: Brad Rifkin has developed a new reality based television show called You Haven't Got The Guts. Hour 2: Steve Bosell says kids shouldn't wear firefighter & police costumes because they might be mistaken for real ones. He thanked an Army Ranger in a pumpkin patch for his service, but it was just a little kid. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide crusades against flag desecration by taking flag t-shirts from kids and setting fire to the offending shirts.

Hour 1: Bob Green is throwing a Halloween Party at his bar where patrons kids will get more candy if they buy more liquor, encouraging parents to get drunk and drive home intoxicated. Hour 2: Margaret Gray suing about a Halloween Party incident. Hour 3: Clara Bingham on The Exorcist.

Hour 1: Bobbie & Steve discuss the biohazard shelter that their homeowner association pays for. Coast To Coast with Art Bell & General Johnson Jameson - Trans-dimensional Travel & Osama Bin Laden. Hour 2: Jay Santos on Operation Tablesit, where he spies on subdued conversations at restaurant tables. Coincidentally this comes on the same day the US Patriot Act was passed. Hour 3: Ted Bell wants an 18-month pass to be able to drive drunk anytime he wants since he is an important businessman.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 stuff. SECOND HALF. Harvey Wireman doesn't want the US government to spend Social Security money for the war on terrorists. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jim Sadler from Americans For Moving Forward wants to eliminate 9-11 negativity -- he says 'Tell it to the hand'. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 news and the anthrax. Hour 3: Phil invites callers to play True Talent or Sack Of Crap, Phil chats with callers, discusses the anthrax incident.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Larry Grover says Bush is making fun of impotent people by using phrases like 'standing firm'. SECOND HALF. Phil discusses the website with show downloads and talks about Middle East news. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 news and chats with callers. SECOND HALF. David G Hall wants Phil to sign a contract for his New York trip saying he won't endanger himself by trying to stop any hijackers. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about the post office and Middle East politics. SECOND HALF. Vernon Dozier is not going to let 9-11 ruin an authentic Halloween for his kid, even if he has to bang on people's back doors. Vernon will go to ANY lengths to make sure his neighbor’s give his son a tremendous Halloween (R Hutchins).