Hour 1:"Dalmations and Yellow Hats" Art Griego joins the program from a communications site in Los Alamos to explain why believes that the circumstances of a fire near the Los Alamos testing lab are extremely suspicious.Hour 2:"Little Chocolate Girl" Entertainment journalist Margaret Gray joins the program to talk about Halle Berry who was recently fined and put on probation for fleeing the scene of a car accident. Margaret explains that Hollywood actors like Berry need to liveHour 3:Mavis Leonard calls in the talk about New York major Rudy Guliani, Mavis says the mayor can't possibly be having an affair because he has prostrate cancer. Phil talks about taking his kids to Wango Tango and driving various automobiles.

Hour 1:"A Day At The Races" Syndicated columnist Margaret Gray joins the program live from Louisville to talk about the Kentucky Derby and sing her rendition of "My Old Kentucky Derby Home."Hour 2:Brass Villanueva joins the program from the organization "Los Malos" to talk about Cinco De Mayo Brass believes his Latin culture has been usurped by Anglo Americans.Hour 3:"KFI Goes All Spanish" Phil announces that KFI will be changing its format to all spanish radio. For the final hour of english spoken broadcasting on the station, Phil plays mariachi music and drinks straight from a bottle of Don Julio Blanco.

Hour 1:Phil talks about Combover Boy, stupid radio callers, radio programmers, and how marijuana will save the environment. Phil talks about doing voiceover work on "Futurama" and explains how to prevent house fires.Hour 2:"Aborted Babies for Christopher Reeves" Margaret Gray joins the program, she is raising money to get abortions for poor women. Margaret explains that the fetal tissue of aborted babies is vital in getting Hollywood actor Christopher Reeves walking again.Hour 3:"Damnit, I Thought You Were Burke" Parapsychologist Robert Green joins the program to share a spiritualists theory on the Jon Benet Ramsey case. Dr.Green believes that Patsy Ramsey strangeled Jon Benet in a drunken stupor thinking she was Burke Ramsey her