Hour 1: "Pretty Prejudice" Charlie LaFountain joins the program to discuss Playboy and how young women all over the world desire to make it in the magazine. He praises Hugh Hefner for launching many careers and says it's a shame that pretty women are discriminated against by people who don't look good. Charlie says these women are well over the age of something men would want to look at and if they're jealous they should A) not read Playboy or B) get as good-looking as the Playboy models - breast enhancements, collagen injections, etc... Hour 2: Phil talks about the inventor of the cardboard shade for cars, his step-kids, renting humvee's, and Mortal Kombat. Lil' Ian Anderson calls in to talk about the recent Elvis Prestley auction in Las Vegas. Hour 3: "Choking on Peanuts" Phil takes many calls to acknowledge that his show sucks, but Steve Bosell calls in to cheer Phil up and tell him about a near-death experience he had on a plane. Now he's considering legal action against his wife for laughing at his situation instead of being sympathetic to what happened to him. He finds it especially offensive and hurtful because he's carried his wife on his arm for years even though she's "no spring chicken" and there were many other women he could've chosen to be with. Featured Line: "No woman with an ass the size of hers is gonna laugh at me."