Justin McElroy, high school senior, talked with Phil about the "Golden Ratio" or "Triangle," a series of measurements into which the human face must fit in order for it to be considered traditionally handsome or attractive. Justin and his classmates took it a step further, drawing the triangle on the crotch and bottom of some girls pants and then having the girls seat themselves....in order to see if the guys faces fit... Bob Green came on the show to talk about Facebook and the disservice its doing its users by not demanding people use actual pictures of themselves for their profile pics and not dogs or pics of elf queens... When a girl suggested to Bob he send a picture of his penis to her, he said "Okay, standby for Bob Jr," and texted a photograph of money.

Jack Armstrong was back in our first hour tonight, this time trying to explain Obamacare and the most recent foul-ups attributed to it. He met with no better success with Margaret and Bud, being hounded off the air when his accent, getting thicker as he got more panicked, caused both to interrogate him as to his country of origin. His claiming he was a native of Chicago wasn't being bought by anyone. A caller named Dan from Austin, a guy with a big, powerful voice, wanted to weigh in on Obamacare but the moment Phil interrupted him with a question he started whimpering like a baby. The same thing happened to Bob Green who was answering Phil's questions about Treasury Secretary Jack Lew. When Phil stopped Bob from changing the subject to dark matter Bob started crying like a 2 year old. A caller named Glenn from New York told Phil a story about his daughter "Bella" who was being baby sat by his brother. When he called the brother and asked where the child was the brother said she was in "the buggy so don't bug me." Glenn claims the family's last name was Buggee. So "Bella Buggee was in the buggy." Thats the kind of show it was.

An hour of Phil and the crew from KKSF, San Francisco, including Margaret & Frank Grey, Bob Green, one of Bob's pissed off customers Harold Brewster, Bobbie & Steve Dooley, Bud, and Robert. Among other things, the finally settled sexual harassment suits ("corn" and bathroom graffiti) against Bob & Frazier Foods are discussed. And we've got the full four-hour show in the videocast. Episode 328 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.