Thursday, August 22, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos is going door to door asking men over 35 years of age questions to make sure they aren't kid-killing freaks. Hour 2: VARIETY. At 14m Bobbie Dooley goes into a church hearing the organ music celebration from the Father James McQuarters bit on 2002-08-21c. Hour 3: Chris Norton wants to make a porn movie at New York City ground zero called "Nine Or Eleven, Take Your Pick, Let The Healing Begin". Actors include Tad Pole, Raymond Bone, Rick Stretch, Woody Woodlovepecker, and Bobby Balls.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is doing "Princess Diana: My Heart Will Go On", a one-woman show, for various middle schools. It shows Diana with a steering wheel coming out of her chest. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about skimpy wear in beach volleyball, watching tennis players underskirts as a kid. Bud Dickman's Brain Teasers. SECOND HALF. Phil wonders about killers mental diseases. Flashback of 2002-08-26c. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Tuesday, September 3, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-25 hour three. Vernon Dozier Superbowl and lusty wives. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that her HOA prohibits plastic lawn furniture because it makes it look like a white trash neighborhood.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins wants women to receive special attention on 9-11 because they are probably afraid. He says women under 22 are filet mignon, 22 to 30 are sirloin, and 30 plus are flank steak or stew meat. Harvey Wireman forces RC Collins to kiss the gunner's daughter and describes the process in detail. Caller Julia is worried about the punishment. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's ridiculous that the country is under any danger on the 1-year anniversary of 9-11 so they're going to kick back and have one big laugh. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Friday, September 20, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-09-05 hour two. Clara's breast augmentation surgery. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says negative punishment is a bad idea for teenagers, and that parents should reaffirm. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, September 27, 2002 Hour 1: LIVE SHOW. Steve Bosell thinks there's something wrong with the Irish gene that incites people to violence. cites the Fighting Irish and his tantrum where he stabbed a Lucky Charms box. Hour 2: LIVE SHOW. Ted Bell is honoring charity gift certificates for 9-11 but wants his name and his restaurant on the World Trade Center memorial, along with the children's menu and the phone number. Towards the end, during his jingle, he says, "You can all go straight to hell!" Hour 3: LIVE SHOW. Bobbie Dooley is snowboarding with her sons because it makes them young and cool -- she also knocked down a deaf skiier because she didn't get out of the way.