Tuesday, September 3, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-25 hour three. Vernon Dozier Superbowl and lusty wives. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that her HOA prohibits plastic lawn furniture because it makes it look like a white trash neighborhood.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins wants women to receive special attention on 9-11 because they are probably afraid. He says women under 22 are filet mignon, 22 to 30 are sirloin, and 30 plus are flank steak or stew meat. Harvey Wireman forces RC Collins to kiss the gunner's daughter and describes the process in detail. Caller Julia is worried about the punishment. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's ridiculous that the country is under any danger on the 1-year anniversary of 9-11 so they're going to kick back and have one big laugh. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Friday, September 20, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-09-05 hour two. Clara's breast augmentation surgery. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says negative punishment is a bad idea for teenagers, and that parents should reaffirm. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, September 27, 2002 Hour 1: LIVE SHOW. Steve Bosell thinks there's something wrong with the Irish gene that incites people to violence. cites the Fighting Irish and his tantrum where he stabbed a Lucky Charms box. Hour 2: LIVE SHOW. Ted Bell is honoring charity gift certificates for 9-11 but wants his name and his restaurant on the World Trade Center memorial, along with the children's menu and the phone number. Towards the end, during his jingle, he says, "You can all go straight to hell!" Hour 3: LIVE SHOW. Bobbie Dooley is snowboarding with her sons because it makes them young and cool -- she also knocked down a deaf skiier because she didn't get out of the way.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is fining homeowners in her HOA that are not flying a large enough flag. At 20:34 Phil lets caller Mindy off the hook mentioning he does all the voices. Phil says the last thing we need is hysterical people sending out e-mails. Phil talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins claims he saw Osama bin Laden at a Blockbuster in Van Nuys renting a movie and buying Jujubes. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the 9/11 events, talks with callers about whether events should be canceled. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton says women are not patriotic because his candlelight dinner NYPD fundraiser. He did get bids but the women were not good-looking enough. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-03-21c CBI. Phil talks about synthetic rubber and 9/11 events.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley wants to put human clones to work in farm fields, since it will relieve immigration problems. She says clones have no souls and are not human. Phil closes talks about hanging out with his buddies, pro football practice. Hour 2: Phil suggests we can stop the drug war by not using drugs. Phil takes requests, comments, and opinions. Plays Margaret Gray and other bits. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier, Belmar high school coach, would go gay for a night if he could be like his predecessor, Coach Nyerson, who had 100 kids die from heat exhaustion in 21 seasons. Phil closes talking about being a USC fan.