Porn star Garrett Thermometer Tonight it was a phantasmogoria of lights and twirling weirdness. Doug Dannger...no, wait a minute, Father James McQuarters commented on Whitey Bulger going down for the count. The Father doesn't like Whitey but loved "The Departed." Later Chris Norton discussed his first directorial effiort in the adult film field.."Lust Makes The World Go 'Round" (It might also be called "Lust On The Sun") The film will have a real cavalcade of talent: Danny Bratwurst, Sylvia Cavity, Garrett Thermometer (He takes their temperature) Pete Package, Bob Flank Steak and of course Bottled Water Girl......because "she comes in the back door..." A debate about, what else, health care featured, who else, Larry Grover and Dean Wheeler and, as fate would have it, Dean is calling from the set of Chris' movie where Dean's wife Emerelda is about to take on Garrett Thermometer

Chris Norton and his friends are worried for the safety of Hermosa Beach. But they're not worried about some tourists trashing the beach... they're more concerned that fat tourists are going to make them look bad. Chris and his friends are incredibly good looking, and they want to keep the neighborhood that way!   Click here to listen now!

Chris Norton, along with his "manager" Lance Germaine, are selling their line of Germaine Hair Care and Salon products because, in Chris' words, "if you look around it's obvious women aren't getting their money's worth out of the beauty products they're currently using".

Chris Brown's life sucks horse these days First off, after swearing to the BSP's he wouldn't mute another segment on the videocast audio, Hendrie did just that in the last hour, trying to blame Bud for it but not convincingly.  Dr. Ron Tarner was also on saying the admission by the US government that Area 51 exists does nothing to tamp down his belief and the belief of others that Area 51 had aliens there and that, further more, they may have sexually assaulted President Eisenhower. Bobbie and Steve Dooley say they suport whole-heartedly the audio Amber Alerts that go to peoples cell phones but the actual sound is so jarring, according to Bobbie, that it makes her rethink wether she even wants to go to the trouble of looking for the kid or just dive into a closet. Chris Norton and Dr. Jim Sadler discussed Chris Brown's new sentence of an additional 1000 hours of community service and why it is a guy whose girlfriend has taken him back and is having "sess with him" (in the words of Chris) has to still serve his sentence. The chicks good with him. The court should be too.

Adult filmmaker Chris Norton is producing a new porn film called "Colum-bone: Let The Healing Begin", a truly rotten idea for blending porn and public service.  Click here to listen now.