Where is this investigation 'headed'? Let's hope they don't lose their 'heads' Dozens of human heads were intercepted by a Southwest Airlines employee last week, the airline confirmed. It was a great "heads up' by the employee who was 'headed' home at press-timeThe heads, which were intercepted in Little Rock, Ark., were 'heading' over to local officials who will investigate whether or not the heads were properly obtained. It comes under the 'heading' of "Crminal Investigation" most likely 'headed' by local police authorities.Southwest officials said the airline refused to ship the package because the 'heading' on the label was incorrect. "And then when we found out what was in the package, we started scratching our 'heads.' Then, naturally we contacted the authorities to give them a 'headstart' in contacting the coroner," said airline head man Joe Head.NBC reporters put their 'heads' together and found out that the package was on its way to the 'head' office, in Texas of Medtronic, a Minnesota-based medical research and technology company. Not wanting to be 'headstrong' Little Rock police handed the package over to the county's 'head' coroner.After he gets out of the 'head' the coroner will investigate whether the heads were legally obtained."I'm 'heading' rapidly to the conclusion that there is a black market out there for human body parts. They must use 'head-hunters' to track them down for research or some other 'wrong-headed' reason," The county coroner down there, Garland Headley told our 'head' reporter, "We just want to make sure these heads here aren't 'heading' to that black market and underground trade. I mean, I know people are just ctrying to get ahead but...Jesus Christ...who by the way was played by actor Murray Head in the film version of Jesus Christ Superstar. "Head said it was his understanding that the heads were going to be used for educational purposes, maybe even the "'Head Start' program.A Medtronic spokesman told NBC that JLS Consulting, 'headquartered' in Wynne, Ark., was the supplier of the heads in this instance. JLS had its license revoked in December 2009, grabbing 'headlines' at the time. The 'head' of their company must have looked like a deer caught in 'headlights' according to the Arkansas Secretary of State's online database. Well, I guess that deer didn't die from a 'headshot.".Southwest is now 'heading' up educating the parties involved in the shipment of the heads on proper protocol for body-part shipments, especially on passenger flights where people are 'headed' all over the place, Head said. What will the 'headstone' on this story read? Stay 'ahead' of the information and keep it here.
