Hour 1:Telemarketer Chris Norton joins the program, he is interested in being the first man to join the National Organization for Women. Chris says he wants to become more familiar with the political needs of women, stand up for women's rights, and have lots ofHour 2:"From My Cold Dead Hands" Advertising exec Brad Rifkin joins the program to comment on the "from my cold dead hands" comment made recently by Charleton Heston. Phil talks about live police shootings, the television show "Titus", and Sailor Moon.Hour 3:"(T.Rex) Can't Get No Satisfaction" RC Collins joins the program to talk about teenage sex and masturbation, he believes that T.Rex is extinct because his arms were too short to masturbate. Phil reads from a "self care" catalog, talks about his tuesday ni

Hour 1:Combover Boy hosts the Phil Hendrie Show. Phil talks about various combovers he's known over the years. Phil talks about the Leno vs. Letterman rivalry, bouncing checks, and losing his hair.Hour 2:Chatsworth High School student RC Collins joins the program, he is against the idea of gay boy scouts because he feels it might lead to bone smoking.Hour 3:"Columbone: Let the Healing Begin" Adult filmmaker Chris Norton joins the program, he is producing a new porno film based on the real Columbine trajedy.

Hour 1:(Phil's 4-6pm time slot debut) Phil expresses his further and never ending frustration over the customer service at Sears. Chris Norton joins the program to explain why Shania Twain is the hottest selling country singer in music today.Hour 2:"Apology from Catholics" Bob Green joins the program to talk about the apology recently issued to Jews & Indians on behalf of the Roman Catholic Church. Bob says that in order to properly apologize you've got to break out the checkbook.Hour 3:"Relax Tiger Woods" Golf player and restaurant owner Ted Bell believes it'd only be fair if Tiger Woods won "a little less often."

Hour 1:"Honorary LAPD Badge" Phil is joined by student and aspiring police officer Dave Oliva. Dave is upset that LAPD has given an honorary badge to a little boy with a brain tumor.Hour 2:Phil talks about the California primaries, the gay marriage bill, and his washing machine he bought from Sears.Hour 3:"Faking an Orgasm" Chris Norton joins the program, he has compiled resource information to help guys know when a woman is faking an orgasm.

Hour 1:"The Backside Boys" Lil Ian Anderson says it's common knowledge that the Backstreet Boys are a gay group, and that they plan to get married to each other. After parodying the titles of popular Peanuts cartoons, David G. Hall joins the program to criticizeHour 2:David G. Hall joins the program to criticize Phil for being disrespectful to the late Charles Schultz. (cont'd) Phil's quiz game with Rita and Holly. Chris Norton from Redono Beach calls the program, he just found out his girlfriend is pregnant even thougHour 3:Chris Norton finds out his girlfriend is pregnant even though he used the "pull-out" method. (cont'd) Phil talks about traveling CBS news journalist Charles Kuralt and the subject of being faithful to your wife. Webmasters note: February 21st-25th Phil go

Hour 1:"Runaway Slaves" Clara Bingham from Joyful Union Congregation joins the program. Clara feels the descendants of while slave owning families that got "ripped off" in slave trades are equally deserving of reparations as African Americans are.Hour 2:Phil complains about the dumb, racist callers his show gets. Phil talks a little bit about Foghorn Leghorn magician Doug Henning. Chris Norton joins the program, he has written a new book about PMS titled "How to Ride the Crimson Wave." Chris says he's thHour 3:Chris Norton, author of "How to Ride the Crimson Wave" joins the program (cont'd). "Coast to Coast" with Art Bell: General Johnson Jameson talks about the Alaskan Airlines flight crash.