Dr Jim Sadler describes being thrown off a research submarine after he accidentally "gets a handful" of another research scientist sitting next to him. More from the Democratic Convention with Harvey Weirman. And Ted Bell debates Rudy Canosa. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from July 28 2003, Jay Santos got a breast cancer awareness march limited to a restricted area because he feels the cancer survivors are trying to push their agenda down people’s throats.

It's Harvey Weirman at the RNC talking about him trying to interview Donald Trump and scaring his campaign manager in the process. Trump supporter Mark Henshaw conducts a round table with Trump delegates. And Mavis Leonard on why she supports Donald Trump. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from July 22 2004, Jay Santos is on patrol to close down garage sales because they attract psychopaths into neighborhoods.

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is in to announce new "operating procedures" in the wake of Maddy Haddigan once again calling him a "fairy". Father James McQuarters plays takes of himself doing color commentary of Gaelic Football. Howard and Lydia discuss Brett Easton Ellis "following" Howard on Youtube. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from July 7 2004, Chris Norton says that pharmaceutical companies should be making an oral antibiotic for syphilis.

Today, Boyd "Sky Baby" Sweetan is revealed. Jay Santos is "jerkin gherkin" over a neighbor kid's girlfriend. RC Collins is working on a new book about airline mishaps called "Getting Sucked Out." Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 17 2003, Paul Tubby Lane is a NASCAR promoter who says they’re courting homosexuals now since they have money, and NASCAR doesn’t want to be affiliated with dumb rednecks.

It's "Pete Bone Will Not Be Denied," everyone's favorite, strident, know-it-all, pain-in-the ass talk show host! And today, we're taken into his increasingly bizarre and fantastical world and meet his announcer Jim Pawed or Pawn or Prawn or Pawned or something. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 19 2003, Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will be in bookstores to make sure that Americans conform by buying Harry Potter books, otherwise their actions are suspicious.

Deane Wheeler and Dr Ron Tarner check out just how clean the spa is at Wheeler Resort. Plus Jeff Dowder and Frank Grey... Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 14 2002, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary police is outside stores checking to see if any children are bastard children.

The panel returns and briefly recaps the gorilla kid situation. Then Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police fills everybody in on the sinkhole in Tracy, CA, and Ted Bell has Bob Green into Ted's of Beverly Hills to discuss handicap accessibility. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 3 2002, Jay Santos is at the mall taking people's cell phones to see if Al Qaieda might be on the other end.

Jay Santos, Brigadier Admiral of the Citizens Auxiliary Police, takes the helm of the show to host a debate between Don Berman, Channel 19 News anchor, and Deane Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center. Does it matter what it's about? Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from May 27 2004, Carl Misla is a writer from “The London Standard” with a less than glowing review of Madonna. He wanted Madonna to apologize for that show of hers.

The return of Chris Pootay's Love Songs in what Chris calls "The Pootay Chalet." Chris has interested syndicators into the studio to watch his show as he does his "Big O" dedications. That's where he intros the record by sounding like he's paddling it. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Jay Santos discusses the recent cell phone driving bans. Jay stands on the side of the highway holding signs that say, “Hang it up." They also monitor cell phone conversations and will break in on conversation.