It's a continuation of yesterday's "French disconnect" and "Apple back door" discussion with Dr. Jim Sadler, Jay Santos, and Prof. Emory Clayton with the attendant juvenile humor. Also, listener Roy Bisky, an employee of the Tarleen County coroner, calls from the morgue with the "Listener Complaint of the Week." RC Collins calls later from the same location. Don't ask.

Phil kicks off the show by recapping his day yesterday and discusses why we didn't have a new show. Jay Santos comes on the show to discuss ISIS running out of money, but gets sidetracked when he runs into some kids with "brown." Then Phil and the panel attempt to discuss the Apple/FBI situation with Professor Emory Clayton, but a medical emergency ends up cutting things short.

Mr. Austin Amarca, a cabinet maker from Lancaster, CA, tries to explain Ted Nugent's raving anti-semitism. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police, while reflecting on a 1 billion dollar bust involving the drug "ice" in Australia, tells Phil he and his "sub commanders" are tracking something called "brown." It's basically coffee beans covered in chocolate, but Jay thinks it's a gateway to meth. Bobbie Dooley has switched from Trump to Cruz, whom she finds "seductive" and "compelling."

A spicy Kimchi soup with Serrano peppers wrecks Margaret's voice as the crew wrestles with the news that David Bowie has died. Chef Carl Chodillia's recipe for Kimchi doesn't make things any better as the Chef loses his voice as well. Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson join the show from Milwaukee to report on Sunday's Tampa-Portland Hillbilly Football Conference playoff game. And Jay Santos tries to explain the latest news from the militia stand off in Burn, OR.

Chef Chodillia makes beans and rice... from a box of Zatarain's. Phil checks in with Jay Santos and the boys up in Oregon. Dr. Ron Tarner is pissed that he has to miss his vacation because North Korean bomb data has to be analyzed. Ron takes out his frustrations on a doll he made that laughs when it's kicked down some stairs...

Phil checks in with the traffic trio of Bob Bakian, Sky Boy, and Boyd "Sky Baby" Sweetan. By the sound of it, things aren't going so well... Then it's a quick visit with Jay Santos and Brilly Hansen in Burn, OR as they monitor the militia thing happening there. Meanwhile, Bobbie Dooley and husband Steve talk about their new campaign, "guns don't kill people, bullets do."

Phil and the crew interview Jay Santos and Brilly Hansen of the Oregon Beaver Brigade who are supporting, in spirit, armed militia members holding off police in Burns, Oregon. Later Jack Armstrong reports on proposed moves by the NFL's Rams, Chargers, and Raiders to Los Angeles.

When Jay Santos finds out he's being passed over as leader of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police in favor of Major Newton's son, Dagon Newton, he loses it. Deane Wheeler tries a new type of meditation to help him deal with the "traveling squirrels" in his backyard tree. Chef Chodillia is cooking up "salsa scramble," but first he needs to get over Bud messing all over his recipe!

Vernon Dozier joins to comment on Jack Armstrong's recent Twitter controversy with an ESPN columnist. And Jay Santos gives an update on Operation Peep Tom and the recent breakdown of his helmet PeepCam.

The panel discusses Joanna Rohrback's new "Prancercise" video, Chef Carl Chodillia comes on the show and tries to give his holiday turkey chili recipe, Professor Clayton weighs in on the breakfast sandwich debate, and Jay Santos gives an update on the latest action from the Citizen's Auxiliary Police.