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Ep. 1373

It’s encore day! From March 12, 2018, following up on comments made by General Shaw during the Saturday Cinema, Don Micksa guests with the story of Frank Sinatra Jr.’s kidnapping in 1963. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police and Deane Wheeler of Wheeler Resort square off over an “insult” allegedly delivered to Jay from Deane.

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The verdict  in the trial of former BART cop Johannes Mehserle in the shooting death of Oscar Grant III prompted protests today in Oakland, some getting a little rough with fires and broken windows. Professor Emory Clayton was in Oakland and decided on a form of "civil disobedience" that wouldn't hurt anyone. He walked down Broadway holding the last of a lunchtime apple he was eating. When he saw a white woman with a particularly big butt locking up her store, he threw the apple at her ass and ran back to his car. He told Phil on the show "as I ran I could feel the police brutality all over me. No cop actually hit me but that's not the point. I was doing 500 years of swamp running." Next, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was also in Oakland helping out another citizens "police" auxiliary, the San Francisco Seals. That's right. They're named after the old hockey team. Anyway, once Jay saw a high number of white people gathering to protest along with black people he realized the black people there might resent the whites because of their tendency to "make protests about police brutality look silly with cell phones and waving at cameras they don't see." Sub-Commander Gleason was upstairs in a hotel room watching the street gatherings on TV and sure enough went to the window and gave Jay the "high-sign, two thumbs up and one thumb down, which means the protests looks stupid. He was telling us to move the whites down a block and get them coffee."

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Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police teamed up with the Gator Brigade of Central Florida to hunt pervs at the opening of the Wizadry World of Harry Potter in Orlando. As usual Jay is checking people out to make sure they aren't adults just taking advantage of the availablity of "so much veal." Jay also is suspicious of adults that don't look like their kids so he asks them "are you sure your wife was always faithful to you?" Later on David G. Hall gave Bud permission to blow a vuvuzela everytime he heard something cool. When Phil read a headline about a woman trying to lose her fear of monkeys by going to an island filled with monkeys, Bud blew the horn. Chris Norton talked about the guts it takes to have a Brazilian wax for men and the fact he charged women 5 bucks a head to watch him get one.

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Vernon Dozier and Raj Feneen debated not just Syria but 'the way of the camel' versus 'the way of International Harvester...' Meanwhile Raj claims his son Todd wept and bitterly complained that he was put through something horrible by seeing the Chargers get waxed at home against Houston last week. Lloyd Bonafide talked with Phil about a camping/fishing trip he was on in the Angeles National Forest that ended with him single-handedly putting out a growing brush fire started by Lloyd and his friends smoking weed and flipping the roaches into the dry grass....Jay Santos called later to tell Phil and Lloyd that the area where the fire had been was gradually "repopulating" with wildlife...not naturally but because Jay bought some squirrels and was now transporting them there...

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              They couldn't get communism right Tonight it was Dr. Ron Tarner putting forth the controversial opinion that the American economy doesn't work and that communism needs to be given a try. On the heels of Obama's jobs speech Tarner said the reason why communism didn't work in Ruissia is because "Russians are racially inferior but I don't mean that the Nazi way. I just mean they did things like fertilize their crops with human waste." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police reported from the blackout in San Diego saying he and his "subcommanders" were knocking on doors house to house. If there was no answer he would assume "there could be a person in there in an iron lung that's unplugged.." So Jay and his men made forcible entry. Going by one of Major Elvis Newton's precepts, "Don't smell 'em before you see 'em," Jay told Phil he didn't want to miss helping someone who may be incapacitated only to get a call days later that something in the same neighborhood smells like a "sausage factory."

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Bobbie Dooley discusses her ideas to make America safer, especially in flight. Nerve gas released by the pilot, axes and machetes hidden with the flotation devices and cockpit doors made of iron. Bobbie also and inevitably talks about who's kid gets to survive...her's, the one left at home or yours, the one on the plane. Naturally your kid gets nerve-gassed. Next up Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police tells Phil that the magic words he uses to frisk or 'spread" people are "Turn around, put your hands on your head and shut your pie hole." Jay says that if those words are spoken with "the voice of authority" then the people will do just that and hence give their consent. Jay also says his ace-in-the-hole is that it's suspicious to be out on 9/11 at the mall eating a corn dog.

Ep. 532

Phil's voicing some characters for TripTank over at Comedy Central today, so we've cut up another "Best Of" for the podcast. The show started with Bob Green, who came on the program to again defend Donald Sterling who called his wife Rochelle a "pig" in court during a hearing to determine Sterling's mental competence. Bob said Sterling was driven by Rochelle Sterling's meddling to go underground to look for women and had to settle for "this Stiviano like he was waiting in an alley for it, threw a few dollars its way and then went into a back room with a filthy mattress, held his nose and went ahead and did it." Then Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed new TSA rules regarding phone and laptops with dead batteries. Jay also was contending with "L's Palsy," a condition whereby you swallow your L's to the point of strangling. Dr. Ed Elcott closed the show this morning with Sugarman Davies, an Elcott Preserve, as the two men discussed all things "Elcott-The Next Step" including the two basic primal forces, squirrel and Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, the family of Sugarman Davies, his wife Sugarwoman, daughter Sugarbabie, a woman he had an affair with, Sugar Shack and the Elcott "slut" Sugar Baby and finally how Sugarman Davies became a spreadable, apricot preserve, the highest level of Elcott priesthood. Episode 213 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

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Tonight's show featured an appearance by Jay Santos of the Citizens Axilliary Police to provide information to the public on dealing with resisting suspects. Jay's main point is all bets are off if a suspect puts their hands on the officer...or "ociffer" in Jay-speak. If the suspect puts their hands on the cop, whether the suspect is a 10 year old girl or an 80 year old man procedure calls for collaring the individual around the head or shoulders and running them, head first, into any stationary cement or asphalt object. Next, the story of a man video-taping a child molester's confession and putting it on YouTube, inspires Phil to bring on Norther California Holistic Center Director Dean Wheeler who was secretly taped by his wife Belinda slapping her when she lost some money and papers for the center. Dean feels the real crime was not him slapping his wife but her secretly recording him doing it. He also slapped her when she added "too much gluten to a walnut loaf she was making. I have Celiac disease which causes my stool to be oily," says Dean. But Deans says he's evolved. He used to hit her with a balled up fist and now uses his open hand. Soon, he'll evolve to the point where he'll remove his rings.

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A discussion of Christmas and family tonight as we talked with the Dooleys, Bobbie and Steve, about how they extend invitations to family members living around the country and then "pray to the savior Jesus and say please.....PLEASE...make them turn down the invite and say no." Why this contradictory attitude? "It's polite and gracious to offer but it's also expected that people with class will say no." Bobbie says in California, when you invite relatives in from out of state to visit, people say they "got the smell of hog on them..." The hostage taking at a school board meeting in Florida was talked about by Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. While an armed security guard ended the standoff by shooting the gunmen who then took his own life, Jay doesn't think the guard was a hero. "I could have taken the guy without the use of a firearm. Just present a small target and come at him sideways so there's less wind resistance. Then lock my left arm around his neck and right arm across his head, rotate him 180 degress so the cameras see what I'm doing and snap his neck." The audience: Jay would never pass the standard psych test for cops.

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Tonight it was Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police telling Phil about "Operation Safe Streets" which is a campaign to go door to door and find out "how green people are." In the course of talking to people at the door, if Jay or his men happen to step over the threshold to "take a peak around" people need to go with it otherwise "that's a red flag." Jay basically cited case law (or tried to) that he claims says if a cop is suddenly chased into your house by a bee and while he's in your house he sees cocaine, he can bust you. Idea by the way from BSPer Sgt. Sittle. Next up Austin Amarca, a cabinet-maker from Lancaster, Ca. wants a law passed prohibiting people who make under $40, 000 a year and win a hundred million dollar jackpot from getting any publicity. Why? Because for a guy like Austin, who serves his daughter Eggo's in the morning instead of real buttermilk pancakes because he doesn't have time to make them, hearing about some guy with no teeth who works in a convenience store winning 258 million in Missouri Powerball is almost too much to bear.
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