Monday, February 16, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green encourages people to rubberneck at accident scenes because it makes them aware of the pain of life. Hour 3: Margaret Gray supports gay marriage but doesn't want people bringing up her lesbian flings from college. FLASHBACK. Jay Santos on Valentines.
Friday, February 13, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol confiscating Valentines Day items from kids because it promotes promiscuity. They take kids into a van decked out with shag carpet and mirrors. They go to the schools boozed up on homemade wine while the other officer is on cough syrup. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.
Hour One:Bud opens the show to tell Phil he heard a rumor that Phil sexually assaulted Annette Funicello in her wheel chair. Phil loses it and beats up Bud. David G. Hall orders Phil out of the studio and proceeds to introduce 3 substitute hosts: Lloyd. Mavis and Jay Santos.....Bud retracts his statement and says he was mistaken. It wasn't Annette Funicello. It was Corky from "Life Goes On." Phil beats him again. David tries to carry the show and fails. He gets Phil back on. Bud says it wasn't Phil anyway. It was Jim Rome.Hour Two: Steve Bosell contemplates suing Dr. Phil McGraw for encouraging openness in a marriage. Steve decides to open up his inner most sexual fantasies to April. One of them is his desire to stub out a lit Camel on her rear-end.Hour Three:Phil talks about Fillmore Middle not getting picked up....talks about "War of the Worlds" by Orson Welles not being a hoax.....Bob Greene of Frazier foods comes on to talk about a new promotion for charity: He'll dance at bachelorette parties wearing a blue suit and wing tips.
Hour One:Phil tells the tale of his accelerator sticking....on the freeway....Phil believes his stated intention of suing the FCC and his car almost going out of control are not a coincidence....Phil theorizes that a woman who won seven million suing her company because of the toxic effects of someone's perfume won't see nickel one....Some old bastard named Alf calls and wants to know "whatever happened to Kobe Bryant".....A caller tells Phil he swears to God he saw Dave Chappelle at the Popeye's on Melrose and Highland "ordering an eight piece bucket with two sides of cole slaw and cob"......Hour Two:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will patrol beaches and parks this summer to make sure some parent putting sun lotion on their kid "isn't getting their cookies."Hour Three:Raj Feneen with his usual American baiting...Raj says the Constitutions guarantee of free press is what allowed Newsweek to print the Koran story which got "15,000 Packies carved up." Then he asks the requisite question of the callers: "Do you super size?"
Hour 1:Ray Collins calls in to discuss last nights segment on the Jackson Whites. He is upset with Phil because he went to their mountain and got shot. Jeff Dowder is on to discuss a hanging body that kids thought was a Halloween costume. They took the hanging body to school. Harvey Wireman calls in because he is representing Mick Monroe A.K.A. Ray Collins. Harvey tells Phil that Mick died from the gunshot wound he received from the Jackson Whites.Hour 2:Tales of the Frontier West...is featured. A man asks the Western man if they have the internet. Phil plays a listener flashback from the 1998 Best Of C.D. called Burning Bugs. Chris Norton is on to discuss "The Chris Norton MILF Method." He is teaching a seminar on how to get MILFS. Jay Santos calls in, he is having trouble swallowing his L's. Larry Grover calls in. The Latin Grammy's are coming up and he wants them broadcasted in English.Hour 3:Doug Danger calls in to ask Phil a very serious question. His question you ask "Are there any gay characters on "Teachers?" He gay bashes swishers. Phil reminds the audience of the webcast on November 11th.
Hour 1:Michael a convicted sex offender calls in too talk with Phil about the sex offender website. He is upset his daughter saw him on it, he never gave consent to have his picture publicized and now wants to sue the State of California for posting his photo and his location.Hour 2:Phil plays a flashback from 9-8-04 featuring Jay Santos. Phil discusses football, and his love for it...even Canadian football.Hour 3:Lloyd Bonafide is on because once again he has got himself in trouble. He let his grandkids play with unloaded guns. A neighbor walked by and the kids pointed them at her and she fainted. Callers are furious that Lloyd would do such a thing, they believe the kids were way too young.
THE PHIL HENDRIE ANNUAL THANKSGIVING STUCK IN TRAFFIC SHOW!!"Best of" presentation featuring classic calls from the past year including moments from Bobbie Dooley, Harvey Wireman, Margaret Grey, Jay Santos, Steve Bosell, R.C.Collins, Lloyd Bonifide, and many others.
Hour 1:Jay Santos is going to restaurants on the lookout for people who might be looking to pull a "dine and ditch."Hour 2:Lloyd Bonifide is upset with the gifts seniors get during the holidays.Hour 3:Phil talks about his sons car accident. Phil reads some e-mail, discusses the voting in Iraq. Mike Farrel calls in and says it's an abomination that the Iraqi's are voting. Vernon Dozier is upset with parents who drive around with honor roll student stickers.
Hour 1:Tony runs some adult websites with child-oriented names…but says blame the parents and the churches if kids get a glimpse of his smut.Hour 2:Brass Villenueva is a valet at a swank West Los Angeles restuarant. He says that once you give him the keys to your car, he can, by law, use the car to "get a bucket at KFC or a sandwich....but only if it was an emergency."Hour 3:Jay Santos is going to restaurants on the lookout for people who might be looking to pull a "dine and ditch."
