Tipper Gore Doesn't Believe Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty's Claims Of Al Gore's Sexual Advance // // //  Close friends of Tipper Gore yesterday gathered together and spoke in hushed tones about the mental state of their friend when word got out that Tipper Gore doesn't believe allegations Al pulled some kind of a move with a Portland masseuse. // // Understandably, Tipper Gore, not yet the ex-wife of former Vice President Al Gore, doesn't want to believe there is any truth to the allegations by Portland rub-down technician Molly Hagerty that Al made "unwanted sexual contact and noises like an animal" with her, a so-called "close friend of the Gores" couldn't wait to tell PEOPLE magazine  The "friend," a well known slut in Tippers circle, also claimed that Tipper had known about the police investigation -- which was recently reopened -- since it first came to light, but that it had nothing to do with the Gores recent separation since Tipper thought then and still thinks it's horse doo-doo. "Tipper has known about these allegations since Al told her he was just finding out about them himself," the Starbucks Gossip-whore told PEOPLE. "She has known that massage has been very much a part of his health regimen for many, many, many years. But she doesn't get the connection between Al getting a massage every 5 minutes and the possibility of some sexual misconduct i.e. a blow job. That's why she can't figure any of the allegations this Hagerty is making and they played no role whatsoever in her decision to throw him and his shit in the street. Oops. Did I say that?"  According to the "friend," Tipper doesn't understand the whole "hand-job thing and feels strongly that people know she doesn't believe anything this woman is saying. She's real proud of that. She remains committed to Al and his reputation." So said the "friend" a bitch named...ah, I better not. As evidence of how dumb Tipper is, the anonymous hag told this anecdote: "They were on a lake in Tennessee, with all the kids and grandkids. Doing lake stuff - waterskiing, cooking out. And there I was, with it parked right on Al's nose and Tipper just smiled at me and continued scraping the bottom of a mayonaisse jar. Wow." The cunt also said that accusations of Al Gore's infidelity aren't new to the couple. Tipper just thinks they are all "gossip because people are jealous of how cool Al is. So when he had an affair with a Tennessee Titans cheerleader one week and then a Hollywood producer the next (Darin Starr) she just laughed the whole thing off and got the car washed."

Margaret Grey opened the show seemingly to interview noted Republican Party spokesperson Miles Gordon. But around half way through she broke into a karaoke version of "We Are The Champions" to express her triumphant sense that the Democrats will bury the Republicans in November's Presidential election... Later Frank Grey, Margarets husband who suffers from "gender confusion", called in to sing as well, this one a tribute to Margaret called "He's a Lady." Tom Jones sang 'She's a Lady."  Vernon Dozier was on to comment on the baseball post-season and give his opinion as to why teams close the locker room to reporters when they are celebrating making the playoffs. Vernon believes that its a very emotional moment for the players and should be very private especially since many of them are "disrobing" to get ino the shower.

"Margaret immediately began arguing with Robert and Bud about microphone time and then tore into guests Bobbie Dooley and Larry Grover. At one point she began to cry and demanded to speak with her husband."Phil introduced tonight a new in-studio contributor, Margaret Grey. Margaret will provide, according to Mr. Hendrie, a "journalists point of view, one decidedly liberal and intelligent." On the show tonight, however, Margaret immediately began arguing with Robert and Bud about microphone time and then tore into guests Bobbie Dooley and Larry Grover. At one point she began to cry and demanded to speak with her husband. At another point she put her hands around Bud's throat and almost "choked him out."Hetta Mikkola and Gary Brook demonstrate what they think might have been Margaret's technique last night in trying to choke out Bud

RC Collins, Bradley Military Academy cadet, tells Phil he wants to be a US Army sapper but doesn't want to go through the 28 week course because his grandmother may die before then and he wants to get the badge to show her.Also we had Margaret Grey and Doug Dannger discussing the latest Mel Gibson meltdown and how it's understandable given the fact that what he should have done is run Joe Esterhaus' head through a wall. Frank Grey comes on to tell Margaret the name of the screenwriter on Jason Jay Delmonico's project, Esther House. "Yep, that's his name" said Frank

Margaret sings Sabbath & AC/DC On-Demand...Check "Phil's Rants" or CLICK HEREAccording to Margaret Grey, Lady Gaga was inspired by Margaret Grey

A free for all that touched on Margaret's liberal credentials, Frank's gender confusion and Don Micksa's regrets over asking a caller to mail him her underwear. Show Log For Tuesday April 3, 2012Don Micksa, a liberal professor from the University of Washington, told Phil that he, Don, was a white man black people could trust since he dated a black girl who was the younger sister of a Black Panther. Don said the best thing to do with George Zimmerman was "to feed him to the Black Panthers so he can be put on trial in one of those "people's tribunals." Later Bobbie Dooley, Margaret Grey, Steve Dooley, Frank Grey and, yes, Don Micksa (who had stopped by the Dooley's for a drink) got into a free for all that touched on Bobbie's ongoing need for closure around the lottery, Margaret's liberal credentials, Frank's gender confusion and Don Micksa's regrets over asking caller to mail him her underwear.