We had Colleen Cristin Brewster on the show for the first time in some ten years. She's older and dumber in this episode where her Party Circle Cruise will take overweight tweens and teens on a one week cruise between San Pedro and Catalina Island. The purpose? To teach the kids how to "Lose The Weight!", meaning puke overboard but David G. Hall comes on the show to tell Phil he isn't to use the word "puke." Nor is he allowed to use "vomit", "barf" or "throwing up." Turns out Colleen is paying David to be interviewed by Phil to see what kind of business his show can drum up. When she asks Phil why she isn't getting any calls he tells her it's because no one knows what it is she's talking about. She says to David "this won't do" and hangs up. Later Pastor William Rennick comments on Glenn Beck claiming to an audience this past weekend that he's going blind. Pastor Rennick says that he lost faith in God when Glenn Beck arrived on the scene but now has a renewed faith in God since hearing Beck is going blind. When a woman with sight in only one eye calls in to criticize Rennick, the pastor tells her "Here's what I think of your one good eyeball" and belches into the phone. Dick.

Starting the show was Bobbie Dooley having heart palpitations and wearing a heart monitor ever since a couple from her gated community talked about their son being signed to a minor league deal by the New York Yankees at a recent HOA meeting. That stole Bobbie's thunder big time because she was going to use that same meeting to mention her son Dylan would be attending a tennis academy to the tune of $40,000. When she did get around to announcing it, Bobbie said Steve "broke wind loudly" to emphasize just how quiet it got. The next hour Pastor William Rennick made an appearance to speak on behalf of "a good man, Reverand Harold Camping" who Pastor Rennick believes was cheated a bit by God.  "I don't think I'll ever be able to turn my back on God again for fear of what he might do," said Rennick. The Pastor then ended the hour playing a song that symbolized what God had done to Camping, "Everybody Loves A Clown."

Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist for the Dicklin Syndicate, joined Phil to discuss Elliot Spitzer and his new news show on CNN. Mr. Spitzer is a "martyr" according to Ms Grey, a martyr to "the cause of getting prostitution legalized." When he was busted or otherwise found out buying hookers he was practicing "civil disobediance no different from Martin Luther King or Pro-Life people blockading clinics." Margaret wrote what she calls an impassioned defense of the Spitzer show but instead, according to her, "the media chose to quote the whore who gladly took his money then mocked his prowess in bed." Next up, Pastor William Rennick of Joyful Union Congregation discussed with Phil the Brett Favre case, a pro football player and married man alleged to have sent nude photos of himself to a female reporter and called her asking for a date. Pastor Rennick references Tiger Woods and says "you know full well if that penis were big and black, Katy bar the door. When I see Brett Favres' penis on Wolf Blitzer or Bll O'Reilly then I'll believe they're prepared to do something about this guy sending dirty pictures through the US mails."" said the Pastor (Note: The pictures were texted)

Art Griego, a retired commercial pilot, commented on the rash of small plane crashes lately. Art said that unless a guy is a professional you have to wonder who will survive flying with him. Whenever Art sees what he calls an "air jockey" getting into his private aircraft with family members in tow, he crosses himself "like in the Dracula movies."              God...or Santa with his shirt off? Pastor William Rennick is ready to read people the riot act on Christmas day. The Pastor says parents have been taking their kids off to see Santa Claus "even paying twenty dollars to have their picture taken with them. They're turning Santa Claus into a golden calf!" Pastor Rennick says that twenty dollars "belongs to me..I mean...it belongs to Jesus! I have a spa to build...I mean Jesus needs to tend to his flock!"