Bundy's Ranch  Phil brought on Ted Bell to discuss the kind of beef he buys from this Bundy guy.....Ted says its pretty old and may be slightly diseased but produces just the right kind of diarrhea that Ted's customers can "savor..." Ted brought on his lunch chef Larry to explain. It all culminates in an outdoor campaign that trumpets the Ted Bell slogan "Ted's of Beverly Hills...A River of Shit..." Phil, Bud and the General started commenting on some elderly women they saw on TV and their "back doors" which disgusted Margaret.. Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick came on to talk about an abuse story at a school in Atlanta. Pastor Rennick was also dealing with a group of chickens he got from kids at Easter Other weirdness...... Congrats to All Access BSP metcalfc of Mission Viejo, CA. winner of this mornings  iPad!

                                             Angus Houston...not McGee Phil ranted about Facebook and the degenerates that use it...then Art Griego returned with more on the search for Malaysia Air 370 and the fact that he finally got the guys name right that's running the search, Angus Houston, but was still losing his notes in his wife's grocery list, at one point screaming 'I'll get your tampons when I'm done here' when the line suddenly went dead...Speaking of that, Margaret chalked up her 'heavy flow' as the reason she and Bobbie got into it while discussing a high school teacher's suspension in Santa Monica for wrestling a student he thought was a threat to the floor. Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick took opposite sides of the debate on a family rescused from their sailboat during a round the world trip because of a sick child....10,000 hours of the worlds greatest show's audio and video await you with a BSP

Atheist baby tries messing up Blitzer Tonight Bob Green from Frazier Foods discussed with Phil his admiration for a woman that survived the tornado in Oklahoma City only to express to CNN's Wolf Bllitzer her atheism. Bob said it took guts to "spit in the eye of God" that way. Pastor Rennick came on later to take the believers point of view and immediately began criticising the woman's baby for grabbing Blitzers microphone and for "trying to mess up Cooper Anderson."  David G. Hall lambasted Phil for taking part in a tasteless stunt when he was a young man. David meanwhile was teaching his girlfriend Daphne how to drive....while he himself was driving the car

                                        "Wee" Willie Keeler Tonight RC Collins hosted a BSP-A-Thon, bringing on guests Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman, Herb Sewell, Vernon Dozier, Pastor William Rennick, Lloyd Bonafide, Justin MdcElroy, David G. Hall and his in studio co-host Cadet Watson. We found out about the multiple drug addictions his mother has, the deep pockets of his father and how Bradley Military Academy is taking advantage of them, Watsons criminal past and many other heretofore unexplored areas of RC's life. Margaret Grey came back to take another run at "You Only Live Twice" with the same disastrous results. Lloyd Bonafide tried it and it blew chim-PON-zee as well. Harvey Weirman read the cadets the riot act while Herb Sewell couldn't get through to them at all. Vernon Dozier took exception to them mocking "Wee Willie" Keeler and Pastor Rennick defined what a "wog", a "chog" and a "chawog" was. Justin McElroy trfied to talk baseball with them but they didn't get that either and David G. Hall tried to keep the whole thing on the rails. Meanwhile, Cadet Watson hinted at a history of abusing animals and sex with his aunt.