Steve and Bobbie were tearing around Bass Lake when they clipped a floating outhouse and plowed into a mobile bait concession Bobbie and Steve Dooley called from Bass Lake, California aboard their speed boat as they were tearing ass all over the lake in the dark. Their little "safety excursion" ended when Steve accidently took out a floating outhouse that the town sherrif, Hessler Nutenberg, had set down in to take a dump, leaving Bobbie with the anchor chain wrapped around her neck Dr. Ron Tarner discussed his fervant desire with Phil that UFO's exist as alien craft because he wants them to destroy mankind. Dr. Tarner is frustrated by the stupidity of UFO fanatics and wants them to be proven right so that the aliens that do exist wind up eating everyone and leaving Earth a barren plant. RC Collins and Cadet Watson checked in on the discussion and assured Phil's listeners that they would stand against alien invasion and that Watson would "rip the heads off the Martians and crap down their necks."  

                                        "Wee" Willie Keeler Tonight RC Collins hosted a BSP-A-Thon, bringing on guests Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman, Herb Sewell, Vernon Dozier, Pastor William Rennick, Lloyd Bonafide, Justin MdcElroy, David G. Hall and his in studio co-host Cadet Watson. We found out about the multiple drug addictions his mother has, the deep pockets of his father and how Bradley Military Academy is taking advantage of them, Watsons criminal past and many other heretofore unexplored areas of RC's life. Margaret Grey came back to take another run at "You Only Live Twice" with the same disastrous results. Lloyd Bonafide tried it and it blew chim-PON-zee as well. Harvey Weirman read the cadets the riot act while Herb Sewell couldn't get through to them at all. Vernon Dozier took exception to them mocking "Wee Willie" Keeler and Pastor Rennick defined what a "wog", a "chog" and a "chawog" was. Justin McElroy trfied to talk baseball with them but they didn't get that either and David G. Hall tried to keep the whole thing on the rails. Meanwhile, Cadet Watson hinted at a history of abusing animals and sex with his aunt.  

Tonight RC Collins hosts a star-studded night to bring out the guns in our annual Backstage Pass drive.... Then Wednesday night Don Berman is live for exciting night racing at Dickman Downs!

 Doug Dannger pops a wheelie last night in Cambria Doug Dannger, on his way to a film festival in Cambria, runs into mechanical problems with his brothers Harley and spends the hour bitching at the gas station attendant about how bad a job he's doing repairing the bike and making fun of the guys name at the same time (Ward) RC Collins, his buddy Watson and RC's dad, Chris Collins, all join Phil to discuss the progress RC is making at Bradley Military Academy. Unfortunately, RC's dad is scoping out underage girls as they're walking by. Meantime, Watson keeps talking about wanting to "rip off Michael Meyers head and crap down his neck." Dean Wheeler is getting more and more jealous and crazy over his wife Emerelda and her new singing career. Dean is also micro-managing her singing style and is particularly offended by her "fondling the mic stand as if to say 'I wish I had one this long.'