Hour 1: Professor Emery Clayton is on the show to talk about Tiger Woods affair. He says it's not Tiger's fault that he cheated. He cheated with a porn star, so it doesn't count as having an affair because she's not a real woman. She doesn't rise to the level as a woman. Then Phil reads some news. Hour 2: Ted Bell is talking about Joe Stack. He doesn't want to be insensitive, but he is renaming his restaurant Ted's of Beverly Hills Joe Stack House over the weekend in honor of Joe Stack. He's also cutting his price of steaks in half. Ted doesn't want to hear Phil say that there is not enough left of Stack to do an autopsy, or that he murdered someone. Then there is a Dr. Green Thumb report. Hour 3: At the beginning of this hour Phil talks politics. Then he talks about quitting smoking and reads some news. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Hour 1: Dave Oliva comes on the program to talk about the telethon for Haiti. Dave says that people are too stupid to know that they are lying about the money they are raising. He says that people say they are going to donate money but they really don't. Dave proved his point by calling to donate $200,000 and asking to speak to Reese Witherspoon, or as he keeps calling her Reeses. Instead they patched him through to Taylor Swift. He calls back and said he wasn't going to donate $200,000 anyway, click. Hour 2: Ted Bell is on to talk about Charles Phillips, Oracle Executive, who had an affair. When he broke it off his mistress got so upset she put up a billboard and a website. Ted says that women who take up with married men should know that he will eventually go back to his wife. It's a gentleman's agreement. Ted says "I'm not going to let this happen again." Then Phil reads some news. Hour 3: Phil starts out the hour talking about the all white basketball league. Then some other stuff. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Ted Bell came on the show to talk about his aggressive business stance even in the face of an Obama reelection. In fact, Ted said that any businessman who is cutting back his business hiring or spending because Obama won "isn't worth the sweat off (his) blank-blank." (Later off air, Ted admitted the words he would not use were 'nut sack.') Mavis Leonard called the show to talk about her disappointment Romney didn't win saying her late husband owned 3 successful BP stations and Obama "burned BP out and ran them off...." Robert Green from Frazier Foods chastised General David Petraeus for not understanding a woman will offer sex and love but what she wants is information. Its like the checker from Bob's Buena Park store that he dated briefly. She always wanted to know how she could improve her checker skills on the new machines. But Bob was suspicious. One night, at a drive-in movie theater, as he leaned back in the seat trying to recreate a sexy mood from youth, Bob found out the hard way what holding back info from a girl with braces really means.....

Larry Grover came on the show bemoaning the lost chances of the Republican party and comparing the dashed expectations he had to a date with "the town slut where you're the only guy to come away from the experience having gotten nothing. And then mother would bake me a blueberries pie. 'Blue.' get it?" Later Ted Bell talked with Phil about spitting into the food of a wise-ass kid, the son of a business associate who's wife happened to see Ted do it and kept quiet so they could blackmail Ted politically With Markarios, Bill La Plante and Gloria Grover...

Phil talked with a caller from the desert town of Palm Desert, California who wanted his ex-wife to continue storing his furniture even though she has remarried and is living in a new home with her current husband. The caller, Gary, said he felt that he was still "family" to her. He also said that because he made some of the payments on the car she currently has he should get to borrow it. Shoell Heller from Inter Magazine and Ted Bell squared off after Phil made the mistake of bringing Mr. Heller on before Ted. Ted called Heller a "kraut" and demanded to speak with David G. Hall about the slight.  Margaret Grey complained about the name of a Chinese athlete, Dong Dong.